***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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  1. persianprince

    persianprince Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Confirmed: Nikolay Valuev vs Robert Helenius for the EBU title in Helsinki.
     
  2. BunnyGibbons

    BunnyGibbons Is Not About That Life Full Member

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    :blood Tell me more...
     
  3. Boggle

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    Awesome. The Sugarman will start ripping him to shreds with bodyshots. Helenius will shatter his glass hands bouncing shots off Niko's epic domepiece. Then he'll be a helpless lamb. Bad news for Helenius, Niko loves lamb. There had better be a good referee, or Helenius should just notify his next of kin now.
     
  4. BunnyGibbons

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    Helenius was lucky Ghisora can't bang. When the crunkercuts start to land, it's over for the Finn...
     
  5. persianprince

    persianprince Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Last nite i banged Wilfreid Sauerlands wife, i guarantee you she has some skills in the bed :nut 69 ftw! lol just kidding


    I didn't get the source, but it was a source close to sauerland. They say early next year, and in the end of 2011 Helenius fight's one of the KlO's
     
  6. BunnyGibbons

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    Sounds like they're just making noise off Nikky's name: disappoint. :-(

    If Vitali's too chicken**** to face SNV, I don't see Peter Stormare doin' it.
     
  7. Karapuz

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    We need to know who is the real Santa Claus and who is the fake one
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  8. des3995

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    Good find. The difference in the photos says it all.

    The top one is clearly authentic. See how the minion in the blue shirt cowers in fear as Saint Nik is ready to dispense almighty pain for his having been on the naughty list, checked twice of course.

    Now....on to the bottom photo.......

    Seriously, the children are wearing face masks to try and blunt the stench of this obvious impostor. He's not nearly tall enough, nor does he have The Glow.

    The man isn't even wearing red. He is wearing a some unappetizing thing that may be Dr.'s or artist's smock or a distasteful white cape, as he makes off with the poor, dejected children's toys. The thief.

    He even took colors from their rainbow on the wall.

    For shame.
     
  9. Karapuz

    Karapuz Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    In Soviet Russia Santa Claus receives gifts from you
     
  10. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    BumP.
     
  11. persianprince

    persianprince Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You forgot to quote the best part :|
     
  12. madballster

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    I knew it. Vitali was running from Valuev. Wherever Valuev appears mass panic breaks out.
     
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  14. elchivito

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    The doctor better check his suga cuz his Suga Nikki might be too high!
     
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