***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

I never understood why Vitali offered him only $2.5M for the fight, he should have offered the man at least $10M. Imagine 10 years from now, Vitali's childeren with lifesize Nikolai posters in their bedrooms and the older Klit telling them stories about the time he was in the ring with the B.A.G.O.A.T. (Biggest and greatest of all time). He could tell them he lasted as much as 4 rounds with the giant, making himself a hero to his kids! They could tell these stories on their schools and to their friends and be the most popular kids in the neighborhood having girlfriends for the picking... But no! Vitali had to be a cheapskate again... :bart

 

Niko is the man. He eats 3 kilograms of meat in a day, he killed a bear with his hands, he beats up policemen in Russia, and he shaves with a axe. This is a man you should fear.

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I...don't see anything funny about this. Why are you laughing at my idol? :huh

 

He should be ALL of our idols.

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He is the first russian to become World Heavyweight Champion in professional boxing :bbb

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Are you kidding? These gifs could have come from any of Nikolay's BILLIONS of global fans! Who wouldn't make Valuev gifs?

"Daddy, can you take me to the hopsittal? My tummy hoots weel bad!"

"How dare you speak with a childlike speech impediment in front of my Valuev gifs? Now, go away. I'm making more. Your whiny presence is dishonoring our god."

That scene happens all over the world, Boggle. All over the world.

 

Funniest **** ever!

One thing you cannot take away from Niko is his great personality, he is humble, always friendly and a good person, so I fully understand if someone sees him as a role model.

 

Apparently, 3 million dollar wasn't enough for the beast to bring out the punch huh:huh

 

Vitali to his kids: "...and that is how daddy hurt his shoulder again and lost for the third time even though ahead on the cards "

 

Men of integrity, Keueng, cannot be bought off. :bart

 

The Crunkercut?

Costs more than 3 million to see that my man.

Boxed Ears only got it second hand. Unleashing the original would be madness.

Vitlays face couldn't stand up to Lewis's normal punches. Imagine what the crunkercut would do to it.

 

I once heard an old man had traveled from eastern Europe to the Roman empire. A tall man with strong features. He performed the crunkercut there, in 79 A.D., in Pompeii when attacked by townspeople with torches and pitchforks. It was Valuev's great great (times many) grand father. Is that what caused Vesuvius to erupt? I don't know. But I believe so. Apparently, it was the first time Western Europe had seen any form of uppercut. Historians talked about it. Stories were passed down, songs were sung.

 

I agree with this completly but as for being one of the best P4P come on !