***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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  1. Lenin Cat

    Lenin Cat Member Full Member

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    Another sensation recently came out about Sugar Nikolai and it is 100% proven to be true, the Russian newspapers are writing about right now.

    Niko is not only the greatest boxer but he is also the most successful footballer(soccer player) of recent times!

    About ten years ago there was a guy who called himself Zinedine Zidane, he started playing football(soccer) in France but claimed to be from Algeria(he barely ever spoke French, if he did it was with strong eastern-Eeuropean accent). Algeria is not even a real country, it's a made up name, look at the map, there is no such country. There was no evidence of "Zidane's" youth or anything like that, he emerged out of nowhere and quickly became better than anyone at soccer. It is obvious that the guy was actually Nikolai Valuev in disguise. Look at it:
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    Is it Zidane, is it Valuev? It's both, because it's the same person you fools!

    Want further proof? If you replace 13 letters from "Zinedine Zidane" with 13 other letters and you also remove one letter that is spare, what do you get? Yes, you guessed it: "Nikolai Valuev"! Coincidence? I don't think so.

    I have much more details of this story but this should be enough for now. If you are not convinced, you are stupid and you deserve to be raped by a shark.
     
    Lenin Cat, Jun 19, 2010
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  2. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I do not doubt your story, however, he obviously had a stand in 4 years ago. If someone were to be headbutted by SNV, they would suffer instant, and in most cases, irreversible death. This is also fact and the shark thing should apply to any doubters as well.
     
    des3995, Jun 19, 2010
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  3. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Over on the scene there's a little article mentioning Vitali in negotiations with SNV. Apparently Dr. Iron Fist has mysteriously arrived in Saint Petersburg. There are rumors that Vitali is having a face to face meeting with the one and only Beast From The East. I've included an artist's rendition of this alleged meeting.

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    Seems a bit biased to me. It's really not the most flattering picture of Niko. At least the proportions are correct. I gotta go with Niko on this one. Too big, too good.

    Some sources say that negotiations hit a snag when Niko demanded that the timing of the fight coincide with the release of his new album and feature film. Trailer here:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irPb0-AEmGw&feature=related[/ame]


    It's the story of a 7 foot tall Russian boxer (played by Niko) who quits boxing after being persecuted for his incredible size and pound-for-pound skills. He falls headfirst into a life of crime only to leave it all behind after taking on the coaching duties of his daughters soccer team in order to impress his boss. Desperate for success, he enlists the aid of a "ringer", his fiancées son! Wackiness ensues.
     
    Boggle, Jun 21, 2010
    Boggle, Jun 21, 2010
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  4. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Might as well just give him the Oscar statuette now. They should probably change it to the Nik just to be safe. Wouldn't want him to think they had named after another boxer or something.
     
    des3995, Jun 21, 2010
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  5. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    The bigotry shown by Mr. Bill against the Russian people this day is astounding. Unapologetic bigotry, I tell you!



     
    Boxed Ears, Jun 26, 2010
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  6. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    I have got to see this
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    film, never before has a trailer hyped me up so much.
    Mark my words, it will be far greater than Raging Bull and the original Rocky combined.
    Does anyone know the release date of this cinematic masterpiece?
     
    Kalasinn, Jun 26, 2010
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  7. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Maybe it'll never be released outside of Russia...:-(
     
    Boxed Ears, Jun 26, 2010
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  8. Antsu

    Antsu Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  9. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Some Russia guy better upload it asap to spread the glorious acting talent of
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    Kalasinn, Jun 26, 2010
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  10. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I would do it but youtube is an American propaganda machine and they have blocked me before.
     
    Boxed Ears, Jun 26, 2010
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  11. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    :twisted::fire:twisted::fire
    We must find a way to fight those Capitalist pig-dogs, comrade.
     
    Kalasinn, Jun 26, 2010
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  12. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    I had a legitimate copy of this, but it was confiscated by a U.S. Customs official. Evidence of conspiracy? You bet yer ass. :deal
     
    Boggle, Jun 26, 2010
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  13. Heavyrighthand

    Heavyrighthand Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Morrison merely played a supporting role in Rocky 5.

    Looks like Valuev is pretty much the STAR of this movie.

    Move over, Tommy Gunn.
     
    Heavyrighthand, Jun 26, 2010
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  14. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    It's true. Tommy Morrison only fought Valuev's leftovers. We have evidence.

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    Boggle, Jun 26, 2010
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  15. Master

    Master always...MyStyle Full Member

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    Those are SNV friends.Just look at this eastern European gangsta style

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    Master, Jun 26, 2010
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