***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Boggle, May 27, 2010.


  1. Captain Murphy

    Captain Murphy Hello Full Member

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    I ought to wash your dirty little mouth out, FIG-NUTS.

    And another thing. Lennox and Floyd don't like you. Cause you're a jerk!
     
  2. Captain Murphy

    Captain Murphy Hello Full Member

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    I'll destroy your insides! With my fist! ... FIG-NUTS!
     
  3. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I am quite sure that SNV has populated the planet with more than just one other species. He gift of life is a gift that keeps giving back.

    He is so virile that any female of any species that he comes into contact with is instantly impregnated. Hence the yeti, chupacabra, lochness monster, ohio grassman, Wayne Newton, Abominable Snowman, Anatwa, etc, etc.....
     
  4. johnnykoolkid

    johnnykoolkid Well-Known Member Full Member

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    dont forget about mayweather and roy jones jr.
     
  5. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    It is obvious that you are the exact opposite of everything SNV is or stands for..... Which means, because Nicky V is tougher than tough, his skin practically impenetrable, that you must be the exact opposite, which would indicate........ erectile tissue. Your whole body is made entirely, 100% of erectile tissue.

    So what, you ask, does all this mean?

    That you must be very sensitive.
     
  6. unloco

    unloco Boxing Addict banned

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    ERECTILE TISSUE , :rofl:rofl:deal
     
  7. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I would but I know SNV would absolve me. He knows my weaknesses.
     
  8. vanargian_guard

    vanargian_guard Mini-Mandingo Full Member

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    Caxap Nikolaiovich is a kind man, true. But he can also impose swift and harsh justice if necessary. Vitali will learn this soon.
     
  9. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I don't think he really realizes the kind of speed disadvantage he's going to be operating under. :-(
     
  10. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    You guys realize we're at 31 pages and over 7,000 views? Not too shabby.

    What irks me is that the Wlad/Haye-50/50 poll was started just the other day and has surpassed us. WTF.
     
  11. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    GRRRRRaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. irishdan

    irishdan Active Member Full Member

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  13. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    My morning:

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  14. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Hey, I don't normally like to do this, but you've earned it...

    STFU NOOB.
     
  15. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    For Valuev's size he went into the Haye fight at the equivalent of sixty years old, FFS! And Haye barely touched him! Get a ****ing grip, cumstain!