***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Boggle, May 27, 2010.


  1. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I think the answer to that should be fairly obvious........

    When you rub elbows with the P4P'ers, things rub off on you.

    Just like I plan on rubbing off on others when they are deemed worthy.
     
  2. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    He's not training to get the haters, Ni
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    Mayweather-Pac. This is very appropriate as
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    Floyd and just like his smaller version he shall prevail with dominance. This will be a great boost to the
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    That blonde is a Russian KGB spy, gaining valuable information about Tyson's training for
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  3. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    They'd need to give Mike a tag team partner like a Polar Bear wearing chain mail or a Silverback Gorilla with hooks for hands. Niko likes a challenge.
     
  4. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    You've never been more right, and that's saying something when discussing Bog The Conqueror. I'd also add, BTC, that you know an inordinate amount about cinema.
     
  5. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    BTC knows an inordinate amount about an inordinate amount of subjects. He is a veritable encyclopedia of useful and pertinent information. He is also quite the break dancer I've been told. 2nd only to SNV, of course.
     
  6. tommygun711

    tommygun711 The Future Full Member

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  7. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    You should change your avatar to a black square with white text reading: I AM A DEAD MAN. Because that's what you are, a dead man.

    I'd also like to point out that it's a very strange picture of Niko. Doesn't he look kinda different? Perhaps it's just the lighting.

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    Doesn't he look different? Like maybe the first picture is of a guy who's also a giant, hence the similar features? Am I going insane?

    By the way, Niko looks great with that hat. I love this guy.
     
  8. Captain Murphy

    Captain Murphy Hello Full Member

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    Oh, GREAT. Now I have two giants to slay!
     
  9. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Only in your demented, syphillis-ridden dreams.
     
  10. Casamayor122

    Casamayor122 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It could have been slightly altered with a program like

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  11. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Yeah, that's what I was thinking actually. That photo is taken from some ridiculous article about Nephilim and their potential offspring.
     
  12. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    That is an excellent likeness of Valuev if he decided to undergo estrogen therapy.

    He'd he a hot woman. He should get the operation and do porn after retiring as p4p #1.
     
  13. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Are you crazy? Why would Niko become a woman when he's the ultimate man? I mean, not that he couldn't do it. If Niko is one thing, it's versatile. Nikolay "Versatility" Valuev.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    That's what I mean - just because he can. To go from "El Mas Macho" to the portrait of femininity would be quite the accomplishment, just to rub in his superiority and total security with the fluidity of his sexual identity. Flashy and flamboyant, Money Valuev style.
     
  15. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Exactly. I can see it now:

    "Hi, I'm Nikolay Valuev. Poet. Actor. Boxer. The ultimate man. But today I stand before you as a woman. Why? To prove that there are no bounds I cannot traverse. Sure, I've faced some challenges, what with nations of people conspiring against me with their jealous and hateful agendas. They cannot stop me. I am infinite. I am the light. May you all find the light in your life. Peace."