***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Oh, **** yeah.

des, I am a huge fan of Magnum P.I.

Right on, brother. Right on.

Imagine if Magnum was hired by Niko to solve a case in Russia? Would that not be the greatest ever? Higgins would probably have some story about hunting with Niko's Tatar ancestors. TC would fly the chopper over the Kremlin. Rick would kill a Ukrainian prostitute and wave an uzi around in the street.

Everything is better with Niko.

 

I must be slipping, because I never imagined it would play out like that. So true.

****, man. I'm about to call Tom Selleck right now. This synopsis is dynamite!

Personally, I'm just looking forward to the inevitable scene where Niko gets in the ring to show Magnum a few tricks. Cut to a sweaty and overwhelmed Thomas Magnum being blown away by the skills of SNV. Then flabbergasted by the big man's grasp of Tolstoy. Niko likes to break a mental sweat too, TM. Pure dyno-mite!

 

That's just...

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Is great success!

You know, I've always felt that there was more to the Godfather saga. Part 3 was not the satisfying conclusion we all deserved. Leave it to Niko to put this baby to bed. Or perhaps the start of a new trilogy? Yes, I think so. Niko has twice the size AND talent of a prime Pacino.