***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

I can't wait for Teen Wolf 3! 22 Days! Notice, it opens the 12th of September, not the eleventh. He's not part of the Klitschko 9/11 conspiracy. :-(

 

I was excited about seeing "The Expendables" tomorrow, but now i'm totally psyched for "Teen Wolf 3"!
Sasha Grey is one of my favourite porn stars, will she be having a steamy sex scene with Sugar Niko?

 

I don't know, it's -PG-13. I'm not sure what that means, considering it was made in Finland for some sort of tax purposes. Maybe PG-13 in Finland counts, you know. I don't know. We can only hope! :happy:happy:happy

 

Hopefully PG-13 can be quite raunchy in Finland, a lot of those mainland European countries have relatively low ages of consent, so perhaps their low age rated films can be dirtier?
I'd love to see

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give Sasha a right good pounding with his 15" schlong of power. :yep

 

Apparently when he stands fully naked and you look directly at him you are blinded for life by his angelic like beauty.

Although if posed with the oppertunity i would take that risk.

 

Legend has it that God himself was created in Nikolay's exact image, so he is indeed the perfect being.

I'd sure take the risk too, giggity giggity. :hey

 

15? Oh, I know what you mean. I guess just half is all he could really use without it becoming a snuff film. But half of Niko is still a whole good time for a PG-13 film! :hey

 

Damn right, I'd hate to see the cute Sasha die, even if she did enjoy a million orgasms per second for a few moments before the 30"

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finished her.

 

Janice Dickinson said it terrified her and she ran away. I read it in Russia Today! online. But she came back later because of the magnetic power. I don't know what happened after that, she won't discuss it. But she said she needed plastic surgery to wipe the smile off her face and also she spent time in a wheelchair. But SNV cured her and made her walk again. It was a pretty fittingly long story. Inspirational.

 

I'd like to see Valuev fight in the UFC.

 

Not only that, SNV would dominate all kinds of sports!!

 

I think the two of us have to our credit or detriment, established that he could rule the golf course without a club.

 

He rules baseball without a bat
He rules basketball by slamdunking without a jump
He rules F1 by outspeeding with his bicycle
He rules WCW by performing the actual moves without the acting
He rules running by just taking one step to the finish
He rules soccer by lending one of his old vases as the world cup every 4 years

The man just ****ing rules!!

 

You could use this as a signature. I could too, but Valuev is busy rapping on my signature.