***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

@Bajingo: That Superman vs Sugar comic looks awesome. :good
However it's only a couple of pages long, because SNV KO1 Superman. :deal

 

What's the equivalent of Kryptonite for Valuev? A razor? A Klitschko contract? He's a jerk! You're all jerks!!!

FIG-NUTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!

 

Valuev is easily the best ever. Most skilled, biggest, hardest puncher ever by a long shot, not to mention he's got the most heart, handspeed, and footwork as well. All around the best and he's so huge that nobody in the history of the universe could ever possibly defeat him.

 

If Boggle were here, Murphy, he'd put the smack down on your ass right proper. :twisted:

 

Well, it's sort of an "ironic" avatar that way. :yep

 

No word yet on when it opens but SNV's new movie is in pre-production. I still haven't seen Teen Wolf 3 yet! Those theaters are STILL way too crowded! This thing's going to be on Russian Netflix by the time I get to see it! His next one looks just as good...if not EVEN BETTER! Bruce Dern is a legend! When SNV puts a cast together, he sure doesn't mess around, Jack!

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You know he does all his own stunts...I'm just saying.

 

Gentlemen, I am getting pissed! Everyone seems to be off the express, leaving me to spread the word alone! This will be the fifth straight comment of just me. :twisted::twisted::twisted:...And I still haven't seen Teen Wolf 3 because of the crowded theaters! Oh, well. At least I have a lot to look forward to! Here's another of his movies being put together for a 2011 Summer release:

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BE, I'm not sure that's enough women for Sugar Nicky...I mean he's a rather...ahem...large man.

 

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Sugar-V demonstrates an ATG shoulder roll defense.

 

And guess where Manny learned this?

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Sure enough, VG. But I think it was a budgetary concern. At least he wasn't treated like Martin. While SNV was entertaining Pam Grier and Penny Porsche in his dressing room in between scenes, Martin was running away from one of the Funky Bunch's crazed, drunken, aggressively gay brother. He kept running after Martin yelling "Ima put you in my pocket you cute little *******!" At least that's what I read in Russia Today's celebrity gossip column.

 

цукор !!!
цукор !!!
цукор !!!

 

I bet he entertained those ladies like an SS-27 Topol....if ya know what I mean, BE.

 

He's a master of it. He also did it with Holyfield. I've never seen anyone block a hook like this before.:shock: Holyfield has fought some of the greatest of all time, but had never seen skills like Valuev's. He called Valuev the greatest.

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