***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Everyone, I just want to tell you, I finally got to see the Teen Wolf 3 in full and WOOOOOWZA! The wolf raid scene was absolutely everything I thought it'd be. Uwe Boll's genius shined when he sub-directed that scene. SNV was right (duh) to bring him on board as sub-director. If there's something great that SNV doesn't do himself, he almost certainly delegated or inspired. That's lesson 1. Dig?

Here's a snippet about the scene from TW3celebration.com:

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Some people say Valuev is the modern version of Leonardo daVinci, but that's giving way to much credit to daVinci.

 

You know, I know exactly what you're saying, Robney. I agree. But I also feel badly for those trying to find an adequate mortal comparison for V. It's impossible. Their hearts are in the right place but...you know.

...Leonardo ...the guy's a midget by comparison and was never a hit actor! That's pretty funny.

 

More from TW3celebration.com about TW3! Teanna Kai talks about Niko's extraordinary directing skills!

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Apparently the terror of the big "bad" Russian giant showing up their movies was too much for them...very sad. Bateman seems like a nice bloke. I would've liked to have seen him reprise his role. American artists shouldn't be repressed. If it's a "free country" let the artists work with whoever they want!

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People tend to get quiet about racism and not want to talk about the negativity, I understand.

 

Valuev's great, great.... grandfather, "Honey Comb" Valuevio was actually the one who started the Renaissance, but doesn't get the credit because of tremendous jealousy. A lot of facial and body hair was the style back then and women went crazy over it, but Valuev had all other men beat. Leonardo in the following picture was considered clean shaven compered to him.

Valuevio who was 7'6" tall, was a smooth ladies man, a pugilistic champion, poet, scientist, painter of caves, and adviser to the popes, amongst other things. He also lectured daily and was an inspiration for the Prince by Machiavelli. Most innovations of the Renaissance were in someway a ripoff of Valuev's inventions. Unfortunately, all the jealousy led to him being eventually exiled to Russia and not credited with anything.

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Guys, I have some really bad news. ...Information leaked out somehow about SNV's Videodrome 2 and Canadian courts have frozen further production of the film and it looks like it may never get released. Being a romantic comedy with a lot of American actors, you'd think it was SNV's best chance to break out in the American mainstream market but I guess we may never know. ...I'm sorry to bring everybody down, but that's what it looks like. Yuri Ryazanov, SNV's head lawyer just told me this morning over some poached eggs and a bloody Mary.

 

Guys I must confess, every morning I cry my heart out at my bedrooms' SNV Shrine, I weep in knowing that if SNV hadn't been blatantly robbed by evil Capitalist corrupt judges against Chagaev & Haye, his record would stand at a magnificent 52-0 & Niko would not only be the GOAT, he'd be the GOAT with the greatest undefeated record in boxing history. :|

 

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I think if Greg had lasted long enough to see Niko's acting career take off...he'd be in some movies with him. Great movies. White Knights 2 kinda stuff.