***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Aww! Artie's getting big! Maybe he'll grow up to be a heavyweight like his daddy! No guarantees there, Niko's wife is pretty small. :bart I find it hard to believe that Niko didn't breed with an Amazonian. It would've been more compatible to his Tatar giant ancestry. :good

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If we were to measure anything we did in relation to Valuev, we would always come up short. :thumbsup

:happy:happy:bbbALL ABOARD!!!:bbb:happy:happy

 

Jesus christ! Talk about man hands! I would never let her touch my dick, she might rip it off! Her vagina must look like that of a horse!

 

CHOO!! CHOO!!

It's Saturday people. You all know what's happening today in Germany. That gigantic fraud Vitali is challenging the rough, tough, "No Body Fat" Albert Sosnowski. Will Niko be ringside, sizing up his next victim? IF (and that's a BIG IF!) Vitali can squeak by Sosnowski, will he continue to shamelessly duck Valuev, the people's champion?

You have to give David Haye credit for one thing, at least he had the guts to get in the ring with Sugar Nik.Let it be said, David Haye avoids NO ONE. But let's be honest, they gave Niko's championship away in perhaps the most controversial decision since Leonard-Hagler. It's a testament to Niko's resolve that he didn't walk away from the sport altogether in similar fashion.

I know what Niko's thinking:
FEE-FI-FO-FUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A POLISH BUM...

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Niko is a lot of things: a boxer, a poet, a hunter, an actor, and a national hero. One thing he is not is a disgrace. :nono

I want you to think about that for a minute. Why do you wish to take anything away from such a talent? Now get the **** out of my thread.

 

Valuev's liver shot would cause instantaneous cirrhosis and pancreatitis. Actually, you might just die on the spot, shitting out your internal organs. It's gotta be at least as dangerous as his fabled crunkercut, from what we've been told. If Vitali's serious about fighting Valuev (which I assure you he isn't), he might want to take out a life insurance policy with double indemnity on death in the ring.