***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Great point. We should also remember that both Vitali's were great champs. Klitschko has the WBC belt and Shkraba was also

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Heavyweight Champ. Fingers crossed SNV will soon get the chance to dismantle his second elite level Vitali and cement his place as the most significant human being in history.

 

What a prestigeous title the

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Yet another

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HOF-er broken down and destroyed by that sweet sweet sugar:

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=016692&cat=boxer

 

Baluev? Not as famous as the Klitschkos? Love the photo though.

 

Can't be right!?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwEL7m75GDM[/ame]

 

Comrade, you are probably right. That's why they pussied out & called SNV "Baluev." Nikky can take a joke as well as the next man -- as evidenced by his recent volume of traditional Russian folk humour. But if anyone dares to dishonour the Valuev name...playtime's over

 

"Amusing Story Told By Grandfather to Me, Vol. 1" -- I believe is the rough translation.

Like I say, it's traditional stuff with a SNV spin.

I'll see if I can dig some up, it's good stuff -- naturally

 

Thanks, brother. ...I'm subscribed to so many newsletters, I don't understand why I didn't hear about it.

 

Here's a real beaut -- I don't quite have SNV's delivery, but here goes...


Stalin summoned Radek and said, "I know you spread jokes about me. It's impertinent."

"Why?"

"I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."

"No, I've not told anybody this joke."

 

Hold onto your sides, Ears!
...

In the Olympics, a Soviet hammer thrower set a new record. Correspondents interviewed him.

"How did you manage to hurl that hammer so far?"

"If it were together with a sickle, I would send it twice as far."

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:happy:happy:happy

 

If you are afraid of putting on weight, you should drink a glass of vodka before the meal. Vodka dulls the fear.

 

These are a little blue. Little Vovochka jokes, which the American pigdogs stole & corrupted into Little Johnny jokes...

In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?" Vovochka raises his hand: "It's a dick, Marivanna!" Maria Ivanovna bursts into tears and runs out. In a minute the principal bursts in: "All right, what did you do now? It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," he looks around, "...and today you draw a dick on the blackboard?"

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The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter "A"; Vovochka happily raises his hand and says "*******!" The teacher, shocked, responds "For shame! There's no such word!" "That's strange," says Vovochka, "the ******* exists, but the word doesn't!"

 

Traditonal Russian ****, of course Niko would laugh.

A big man like Niko has a big funnybone.