***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

That Foreman Hook character thought it was appropriate to list two versions of Foreman in his list (1 and 2 respectively, of course) if I remember correctly.

Brilliant thread. You also had 'Foreman wearing a Cape', but that was to much effort to do at the time.

 

:good

 

More traditional folk humour from the Big Red Clown

Wife is sitting near her dying husband.
- Masha, do you remember how I was fired and couldn't find a job for 3 years. You stayed with me then.
- Yes, darling, I remember.
- Masha, do you remember how I was drunk and got my car smashed up in an accident? You were visiting me in hospital for 5 years.
- Yes, honey, I remember.
- And now when I'm dying you are sitting here with me.
- (Crying) Yes, my treasure!
- Masha, I'm starting to believe YOU bring me bad luck...

 

Great stuff, eh?

Hopefully Nikky will do a stand-up tour -- Boxed Ears might hear from Yuri about this...

 

Nikky is doing a stand-up tour?! :admin

When? Where?

 

I don't have this information, Comrade. Just hope.

& a bootleg Niko jokebook.

 

Where can I obtain one of those?! :admin

 

I can see Niko working the more rowdy audience members with this one --

A drunkard takes a leak by a lamp pole in the street. A policeman tries to reason with him: "Can't you see the latrine is just 25 feet away?" The drunkard replies: "Do you think I got me a damn fire hose in my pants here?"

 

maybe after his last performance, vitali would finally feel that he's "ready" to fight niko.
if you think lewis messed up vitali bad, wait till sugar gets his hands on him.

 

The Klits don't want none, and are still ducking.

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SNV whoops Vitali in kickboxing as well. They probably didn't know that Niko has kicks too.

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A tantalising glimpse of the Russian TANGO & CASH.

Nikky has been a huge fan of Stallone (whom he calls 'Little Italian Man') since ROCKY 4.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrtL_aypTm8&feature=related[/ame]

 

Another SNV anekdoty:

A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell. The Devil summons them and says: "Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you'll have to eat a bucket of **** every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it's 2 buckets." The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one. In a week or so they meet. The Russian asks: "So, what's it like out there?"/ "Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of **** is killing me. And you?" / "Ah, it feels like home - either the **** was not delivered or there aren't enough buckets for everyone!"

 

Guys...let me tell you something. I was giving Yuri Ryazanov the business about not getting early word to me about the folk humor book and possible accompanying stand-up tour. He made it up to me by faxing me the album cover and back for SNV's very first musical album and promised I'd get an early release of the album soon. It looks FANTASTIC!

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