***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Oh, well if it's not real money I may as well shoot my wad on the Cobra to decapitate the smurf come Nov27...

...or on an A-Force money shot, I don't know, I'll look into it.

WTF is going on with Nikky anyway? Is he coming back from this "injury"? Does Yuri know? I completely understand if he's concentrating on the flicks, but c'mon, he's a warrior, it's why we love him...

 

**** you, *******. They're all real. ...PhotoScape...

 

SNV will come back if someone gives him an offer which isn't tantamount to getting spat on by a fake doctor. Until then...GAOAT...Greatest actor of all time.

 

This sounds crazy, but I was trying to set up a flick with Seagal AND Nikky -- didn't work out, but them's the breaks...

Turns out Seagal's a Pacman fan--

Aww **** it, there's more, but I'm going to bed :hi:

 

This was a robbery of Valuev-Holyfield proportions (SNV being robbed of the UD). Arreola came in looking like a chiseled adonis but still had nothing when the bell sounded. Apparently Voidtali had Cris drugged and bribed. Void also had concrete hand wraps and no padding in his gloves. Fact is, even with all these 'advantages' Sugar V would still crunkercut his ****ing face off..... and Voidtali knows it.

 

:deal

 

Maybe that's why Nikky's faking this injury? In an attempt to lure Void out of hiding

 

There was no fakery. As Void is so scared to face him fairly, Sugar had his shoulder surgically destroyed by a team of surgeons. They removed all his muscles and tendons and replaced them with rock salt and razor blades. Upon seeing an MRI of the area, Void still thought it too big a risk and refused to make the fight. There was nothing left for Niko to do but have the shoulder put back to it's original state.

I have heard from a source deep within K2 that Voidtali is currently working his way through his bucket list. My source claims that as soon as he finishes his last couple of points he will allow Niko to crunkercut him into oblivion.

 

SNV needs only one punch, the crunkercut. He throws his lightning quick jab, his punishing right, and his sharp left hook just to mix it up, you know, make it more entertaining for the fans. He knows, when it's time to get down to business, he needs one crunkercut to end it.

 

Exactly V, like when he punked that ***** Haye with a SNV shuffle in R12

 

He was just taking it easy on little Haye. We all know he's saving it for Quitali.

 

Sometimes I wonder if this truly is a boxing forum.

The guilty party will remain nameless --

"Valuev was not a dodgy decision. Haye won that fight easily. He won because he was the only one landing anything in that fight and Valuev was punching thin air. Valuev won maybe 2 rounds in the whole fight.

What I will say though is that Valuev is probably the worst p4p fighter I've ever seen. He is shockingly, shockingly...............let me say it again, SHOCKINGLY bad. He's horrendous, a horrible, horrible fighter.

He's slow, it looks like he's fighting in slow motion, his feet are like they are stuck in cement, he lacks power for his size (Probably a good thing because if he punched according to his weight, I don't know if the human skull could take it) his technique is poor, and the worst thing of all, he fails to use his physical advantages.

I thought he would try to lean on Haye, get that hairy, sweaty chest up in Hayes face, make it messy, but no, he was content to take baby steps around the ring, following Haye around like a drunk trying to swat a fly. Throwing his punches with no purpose. What was he doing? Trying to fight like Paulie Malignaggi? Why was he trying to box Haye when he can't box? Why didn't he try something different like go to the body, start taking huge swings just to get that one KO punch. Even when he was having zero success, he still continued with the same tactics, throwing half-hearted punches.

No offence to him, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he can't box. Haye did what he had to do though, and I have no problem with the way he "ran" against Valuev. Whatever gets the job done. Yeah it was boring but you can't expect him to go toe to toe with Valuev. I was more dissapointed with Valuev making it so easy for Haye to use these tactics"

 

40+ Year old Holyfield had the balls to go toe to toe with Valuev. So by that logic (40+)Holy>Haye.

 

No doubt, V.

About the only sense I could make from this assessment was that SNV is a "nice guy."