***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

I saw him too. We were buying more beer, when suddenly people started cheering all around us. Sugar Niko was walking past us, with his majestic presence.

I take a big gulp of beer and shouted "Sugar Nikooooo!!” he notes me and waved back to me, with a smile in his face.

It was the single greatest moment in my life. :happy




Moments later we saw Hayemaker walking in there too. I told him that “He should unify with the IBA champion James Lights Out Toney, because Toney is the best fighter in the world period.”


Not sure if he heard all of it, because some bitches were distracting us, by screaming that they cannot believe how hot Sugar Niko really was.

 

A few people have been ragging on her for screaming during the fight but you can't really blame her. Very few women can contain themselves in Niko's presence - not that I have anything against lesbians.

 

I heard that a mere glimpse of the Sugar Man turns even the ugliest, dykiest Lesbians into wet, fit, ****-hungry bisexual sluts. :hey

E.g...

These especially butch bitches:

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Happen upon Sugar Nikky:

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& are magically transformed into:

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Ha! Here I thought I was the only one to see Niko's latest music video. Man, I wish Russian Youtube videos could be posted. :twisted: If it weren't for the capitalism stinking this joint up, I could show these other gents the greatness. Here's a gif from it though...

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His third album is going to be released soon. This guy has the creative output of a prime Bob Dylan, only times infinity and beyond!

 

Is it any coincidence that in the century that "Sugar" Niko captivated the world's hearts, Russia has been awarded the FIFA World Cup for the first time? No, no it is not.

I hear that the English bid put together a hugely expensive campaign with David Beckham, Prince William and Prime Minister David Cameron all trying to schmooze the committee. They also had a multi-million pound video prepared to show off their country's merits. The Russian bid didn't even bother flying Putin in. Their presentation was just a flipboard and marker pen job. But on one of those flipboard pages were written these words: "If we build it, he will come."
Needless to say it was a reference to the Sugarman.

 

:admin By SNV, you're right bruthead, this didn't occur to me.

...I'm pretty sure Nikky emailed Blatter His version of Suckham's underwear commercial, just to seal the deal

 

I think it's safe to say AA did NOT consume any SNV sweat. If he had, I cannot imagine how horribly he'd have disfigured Froch and also silenced the golden throat of his woman...with his dick! (not by force)

 

Why bump just now? This is why:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230382&page=22

Because that was bumped just now and this thread takes an SNV-sized dookie on that thread.

 

Don't make me bump the Ibragimov thread, 'Ears. I've had more than enough Nips to do it...

 

...Nah brah.

 

Koki Kameda.