***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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  1. Addie

    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    :lol: SNV covered Bjork's Army of Me? ...I need to hear this.
     
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  2. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Mine hasn't arrived yet... the mailman stole it I guess, he knew what was inside the package :fire
     
    Keueng, Dec 28, 2010
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  3. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ

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    Ears man, I envy you!

    The perfect Christmas gift, but in my capitalist country I have to wait until spring to get a copy. :-(
     
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  4. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Kitty Hawk's keytar work on it was just...wow. SNV said the song needed a keytar, he got the best keytarist in the world (SNV has yet to try the keytar, I assume) and she LIT THAT **** UP! :bbb:bbb
     
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  5. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    :-( Don't the big chains like Walmart get how much money they're using? :patsch
     
    Boxed Ears, Dec 28, 2010
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  6. wildharpo

    wildharpo Member Full Member

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    *** BREAKING NEWS! ***

    It has been announced that Nikolay Valuev, former WBA titlest and current heavyweight and P4P king, has signed a historic "four corners" match. The Russian has agreed to simultaneously fight Wladimir Klitschko, Vitali Klitschko and David Haye on December 21, 2012. Each fighter will begin each round (assuming it goes past the first round) in his respective corner of the ring, and Nikolay will be fighting with only his left hand. With many already predicting the end of the world to come on December 21, 2012, the signing of this deal makes that a near certainty.
     
    wildharpo, Dec 28, 2010
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  7. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    If...Yeah, if the Klitschkos have signed on for this, I will personally never say another word against them. :verysad
     
    Boxed Ears, Dec 28, 2010
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  8. wildharpo

    wildharpo Member Full Member

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    Nikolay had to concede on the venue, glove size, and his right arm in order to get this fight signed...
     
    wildharpo, Dec 28, 2010
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  9. BunnyGibbons

    BunnyGibbons Is Not About That Life Full Member

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    :lol: Bob Log III, now that's gonna be something...
     
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  10. TheGOAT

    TheGOAT The Champ is Here ! banned

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    I heard they was gonna put Valuev VS. manny Pac-Man! just so they could have a record breaking littlest guy ever to win heavyweight fight.
     
    TheGOAT, Dec 28, 2010
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  11. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    stfu and gtfo
     
    Boggle, Dec 28, 2010
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  12. TheGOAT

    TheGOAT The Champ is Here ! banned

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    you know you'd buy the PPV ... Freak Fest. Evander Holyfield will be on the undercard fighting GEORGE FOREMAN !
     
    TheGOAT, Dec 28, 2010
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  13. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Not only would Valuev DESTROY Pacquiao, he'd give Jinkee a ride on the bone rollercoaster she'd never forget. You see? Money Valuev doesn't just beat you... he ****s your wife!

    That's what I call insult to injury! :deal
     
    Boggle, Dec 28, 2010
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  14. TheGOAT

    TheGOAT The Champ is Here ! banned

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    This is hilarious hahaha

    Must be tough to be a GIANT
     
    TheGOAT, Dec 28, 2010
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  15. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    This is dumb on so many, many levels.

    Firstly, it would be what is known as a chickenfight. Meaning, Manny would be on SNV's shoulders(a la Master Blaster from the classic Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome).

    They would be squaring off against Wlad, mounted on Vitali.

    Together, SNV and Pacquiao would obliterate their opponent(s) and be like one giant super fighter person.

    So, in response, in a word.............

    Duh.
     
    des3995, Dec 28, 2010
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