Jack Johnson was an HBO HYPEJOB DISGRACE!

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  1. horst

    horst Guest

    Ha ha!
     
    horst, Oct 19, 2011
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  2. HEADGIVER

    HEADGIVER Guest

    Aryan Titan Vit Klit doesn't need any time machine to whup an HBO Hypejob Puppet like the Galveston Giant PED Munching Disgrace Jack Johnson. Vitali as a tiny spermicide inside the unborn testicles of his father who was himself a tiny spermicide inside the unborn testicles of his father would still have the jab and the skills to dismantle, demoralize and destroy a Glass-Wifed Joke like Johnson. Pwned. :rofl
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  3. HEADGIVER

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    I will examine this claim while I continue my historical research into the rumours that known HBO Hypejob Joke and proven anabolic steroid drugs cheat Jack Johnson's dirty secret was that he had a paltry vCash total which he spent his whole life concealing from the American public, aided and abetted by the African-American tycoons at HBO and The Ring magazine. Pwned. :rofl
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  4. HEADGIVER

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    This post proves that you are a proven anabolic steroid drugs cheat, it's irrefutable due to the concrete evidence of your proven guilt. Pwned, legal-style. :rofl
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  5. leocouture

    leocouture Chinchecker KILLA!!!!!! G Full Member

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    Here's 100 v cash dollers.

    50 now for punching you in the face for being a racist troll.

    50 later after having sex with your brave white wife.

    Jack johnson a G
     
    leocouture, Oct 19, 2011
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  6. The_President

    The_President Boxing Addict banned

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    Rumor is, Johnson once had a bout in Texas at the Alamo, where the promoter lined up 10 opponents, including David Bowe, with Knife that Johnson had to fight back to back, blindfolded and playing a banjo. John Sullivan officiated.

    Johnson protested against the unfair advantage, no one listened and Johnson was run out of town when a tremendous Johnson left hook accidentally dropped Bowe onto the refereeing Sullivan, impaling both clear thru their skulls with the Bowe knife, ear to ear, pinning both to the canvas
    Jack London reporting the event fainted at the sight.

    Luckily, the large Bowe knife, named for it's possessor, went through the left temples of both men, emerging through their right temples. Amazingly, when the distraught Johnson, apologizing profusely placed his foot on SUllivan's neck and pulled the great knife free, it was found that the blade had managed to miss any major organs in both victims.
    To this day a arrest warrant stands for Johnson under the "Two Speared, Empty Head" Law which was enacted by Texas judge Adolf Bush immediately following the bout.
     
    The_President, Oct 19, 2011
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  7. HEADGIVER

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    Jack Johnson a G...alveston Giant steroid-munching machine and a Glass-Wifed HBO Hypejob Puppet Disgrace, and if you don't understand this, more fool you. :nut
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  8. HEADGIVER

    HEADGIVER Guest

    Forget David Bowe, even David Bowie would outjab, outland and outbox a proven anabolic steroid drugs cheat and known HBO Hypejob Disgrace like Jack Johnson.

    Look at the fluidity and serpent-like aggression of Bowie in static motion:

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    This was precisely the sort of slick European polar bear that HBO PPV shielded Johnson from during his horrific 55-11-7 run as a pro fighter. Pwned. :rofl
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  9. leocouture

    leocouture Chinchecker KILLA!!!!!! G Full Member

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    :plzdie
     
    leocouture, Oct 19, 2011
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  10. realsoulja

    realsoulja Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    HEADBANGER must of pwned some sorry ***** hard here :lol:

    BANGER had alot of enemies/haters, alot of suspects, but amongst them my money is on lancey. 15 consecutive uppercuts put him through the igloo wall.
     
    realsoulja, Oct 19, 2011
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  11. JunitoJab

    JunitoJab Antagonist Full Member

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    :rofl That's pretty funny
     
    JunitoJab, Oct 19, 2011
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  12. HEADGIVER

    HEADGIVER Guest

    :huh Soulja you silly hermaphrodite, I am HEADBANGER/HEADGIVER, I am one and the same, can't you tell from my troll vernacular and ethnically-motivated posting style??

    Then again, what can I expect from a minion with a thoroughly disgusting vCash total of ABSOLUTE ZERO! Pwned.
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  13. realsoulja

    realsoulja Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrnce shut the **** up and go buy a fridge freezer to fit in your igloo.
     
    realsoulja, Oct 19, 2011
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  14. HEADGIVER

    HEADGIVER Guest

    Do not steal my catchphrase of Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrnce you hideous plagiarizing thief. I am the BANGER and the GIVER of HEAD, and I will PWN you like I PWN every other HBO Hypejob Muppet and every Proven Anabolic Steroid Drug Cheat. Pwned. :rofl
     
    HEADGIVER, Oct 19, 2011
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  15. realsoulja

    realsoulja Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    listen larncey, the real amongst esb such as myself always knew you was an alaskan homo.

    You didnt need to change ur name for that, Laaaaaaaaaaaarrrrncee suits you more that the:-

    :patsch

    Be real man.
     
    realsoulja, Oct 19, 2011
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