Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley & Amanda Serrano vs. Almendra Yamileth Mercado Duarte RBR.

Paul wasn't lying when he told Woodley's got a big booty, it rivals Kenny Bayless in its grandiose.

 

Someone tell Woodley he's allowed to throw punches

 

He's probably been watching some of that old Dempsey footage.

 

Jake Paul looking faster and more accurate than last time out

 

RD1

WOODLEY came out with a big swinging right hand in first seconds that missed by a mile.
Both look nervous in there. Jake better reach better jab.

10-9 Paul

 

This is scripted. Tyron getting in good positions and just not letting hands go bizarrely.

 

Woodley has some tree trunks for legs. Unfortunately he has glue for underarms because he's not punching.

 

Tyrone studied Mike Tyson's footage for sure before coming in this fight.

 

Round 1: Jake

Woodley barely threw. I really want to see how Paul reacts to a hard shot.

 

Paul 1-0

 

Mismatch tbh. Line up Bones Jones next.

 

Probably being paid extra not to.

 

Round 1

Woodley is stalking, slinging a haymaker and then ducking comically low with a high guard, creating the impression of a giant Terry Gilliam fist having descended from the skies to compact him into a squished but still mobile dwarf. Paul dancing around the ring, putting out a couple of jabs, tapping Woodley's guard with some. Nobody lands anything of note.

10-9 Paul, meh