Jazzo's Jedi Master discipline training.

Jazzo aren't you a law student? Which means your PROBABLY young. Do you mean there is NO HOPE for you to possibly ejaculate on or in a woman in the next two weeks???? Is this how it always is for you?

 

****ing wankers.

 

I accidently went a week without doing it.

 

What medical reasons?

 

5 months here and i keep on going. To me its like smoking. Its ****ing hard when you start, but after a 2-3 weeks you lose it, but once in a while, when you smell a cigarette or see one(in your case, it would be a fine ass or something similar), you get the urge a little, but it slowly dies out. A few hours after you go ''DAMN im glad i didn't make my third arm work that jab''(if u say that, its a sign your too much in boxing).

But the trick is DEFENITLY to keep busy. A day off where you stay alone at your house and have absolutely nothing to do, its almost certain that your hand will somehow make its way to your pants.

Obviously, the no.1 solution is getting a girlfriend, but in your case(are you closing in on 250lbs at least?) you might have to wait a little longer.

 

Saw the Seinfeld episode ''master of domain'' where they all do a bet about how long they can last.

Thats the best way to stop. But don't do it with people who are as good as you. It ****ing sucks.

 

That would probably depend on your testosterone levels.

 

Your spot on. As you said, wet dreams dont count. And i'v had quite a few. And its not fun.

 

i went four weeks!!! then EXPLODED on some poor girl!!
sorry if thats too graphic..
seriously tho!! four weeks man!!!!
surely theres a medal i should have got!