Jeff Thomas love and appreciation thread- post you favourite things about jeffro here

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I bet he'd just done his big shop and had two weeks of food in the fridge. She wasnt going anywhere.

 

:yep She had a face like the devils arsehole, It still haunts me today.

 

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God obviously.

Like everything they evolved. Gene mutations occur randomly, most offer no advantage or disadvantage and simply vanish. Some offer an advantage in one copy (such as the mutation for sickle cell anemia, which in one copy offers resistance to malaria) but a disadvantage in two copies.

Those that offer a change to the phenotype that is advantangeous will be replicated due to the greater survival and reproduction of their hosts.

Hormones that evolve are no different to any other aspect of evolution.

 

I once got sucked off in a cemetery by the fattest girl in college. Needless to say I had Leonard Cohen on for a few weeks after that.

 

Where does Asparagus come from? and why does it make your wee smell? :think

 

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Fackin 'ell

 

Flea went to College in the States too....

 

Why? Surely I would've said graveyard?

Anyway, it was horrific. Even worse when she told my mates from the estate when they popped in to grab me for a blaze during lunch hour. The look on her gave was brutal: she knew she was an embarrassment, knew I was devastated, and knew how much my street cred' would take a hit with two influential hoodrats in on the joke.

Needless to say I still get the **** ripped out of me now, 7/8 years later I deserve it, I was pissed out of me head and went for a munter.

 

You hate dogs?:-(

 

Was just emphasising that she must have been REALLY fat to be the fattest girl in a US College

 

Snap, but swap cemetery with 'behind a statue' after a party. She wasnt massively fat, but was a proper scruff pot. All in all tho, i was probably a 7 out of 10 BJ, so it wasnt all bad.