Jeff Thomas love and appreciation thread- post you favourite things about jeffro here

The last few pages. :rofl

I've not done any work this afternoon, and kept getting looks from people while I've been chuckling.

 

It's bad enough going out, getting trashed and ending up with one of these beasts. It's even worse when you end up having a fight with your good mate because you're both poaching the same elephant.

 

I've spent the afternoon attempting to research Ezzard Charles vs Archie Moore 1, 2 and 3. And ive got **** all done

 

Girls got style :good


Me and my sister used to nick my Granda's :yep

 

That's because Mingers have to make up for the lack of looks by giving decent head, its somehow built into them because lets face it its not through practise is it.

 

Think I've got a new signature.

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I let a fat bird suck me off when I was in year 8/9...I was sober enough to not want to **** her though, but you can't be turning down BJ's. She had a face like the Toad thing off Bucky O'Hare.

 

Well because of this thread ,I'm now late for a meal I was attending.I hope you are all really happy with your selves.

Evolution tko6 religion

 

Only once have I gone with a horror - I had just turned 19, she was drunk, I was even more drunk, she took me back to hers, said "I need to **** you now" and had at it.

I sobered up within about three seconds of entry, thought I was going to be sick, immediately went limp and stopped responding. She stopped and said "Do you not fancy me any more?"

"I'm not sure I ever did..."

SLAP!

I have never walked home so fast. She came around to my flat a few days later asking why I didn't want her.

 

I've got another 1.

First time I ever went to a nightclub (i was only 16), us 5 lads met up with my m8's girl and all her pals. Long story short, my pal was flirting with the fatty (AND I MEAN FAT!!!). Us lads were taking the **** out of him while he was touching her up on the dance floor.

All of a sudden, the porker comes up to me (bearing in mind i was like 9 and a half stone at the time) and tries it on, WITH MY MATES ENCOURAGEMENT. She basically corners me and sticks here tounge down my throat. My mate then appears out of nowhere and suggests a 3sum between us, and then utters the words that will haunt me for as long as I live: 'It doesnt HAVE to be gay'. I politely told him to **** off with the munter by himself, but she refused, either wanting me, or another cheese burger.

 

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DFT, that's quality

 

And people ask me, "Why aren't you married yet?"

 

My mate (whos a 20 stoner him self) ,pulled the fatist bird I've ever seen about 2 weeks ago. She looked like typhoon from wwf. Her ****ing arms were massive. It looked like she had two pigs in a head lock. Needless to say he couldn't get it up. Hid very words were , "it was like tryin to play snooker with rope".

 

I think I end up going back home with a few pigs because of my chat up technique when drunk, I once introduced myself to a girl by saying my name was Bond, Uni-Bond and Ive come to fill your crack, even my brother disowned me after that one.