Jeff Thomas love and appreciation thread- post you favourite things about jeffro here

It's like Dawkins and Jesus tripping acid with each other whilst an orgy is going on around them.

 

my fat bird story.

me and blue(a mate) 1985,magaluff with his parents,we went after these 2 birds,fit as ****, for 2 weeks,we had no chance,so pulled these 2 fat birds on last night,when i say fat,im talking the fat slags outa viz.
one sucking my ****,the other one sucking blues,i was so disgusted that i had to look at her fat face while sucking me off i thought,**** it,so i turned her around and started on her doggy style,i lasted about 30seconds,no,i dident ejaculate,i could only smell her fat arse,just a pong of **** wafting up from it,i legged it,when blue finally caught up to me he said "you ****,i had to jack off in her mouth to rush it,so i didnt lose you"
true story

ps,just a recap of what ive read on here

A- religion is ****,my sister got into it in a big way,went to africa to preach for 10 years,married a chap,he turned out gay,the church took the ***s side,my sister came home very disalutioned about religion

B- Love is true,it happens to everybody one day,i have a wife i have loved since day one,the love for my daughters is unconditional,if they hurt,i hurt 10 tens more,my heart breaks if they hurt,my heart lifts 10 times more when i see them smile and happy,thats what love is all about

C- Cardigans are pretty cool

D- What i said ealier about gays is true,i truely can't understand a shitie arse over juicy parted,slightly smelly lips. my nephew is gay,i may ask him

 

Patience is the key and I have very little, if its getting towards the end of the night and Im thinking with a swollen head. :yep I usually just go up to a girl and say, look lets not **** about, do you know what a crimson crowbar is? if she says no? then offer to show her yours, believe it or not, it has worked before.

 

What a post Widdy :rofl

And the bit at the end was nice as well, about 'love' and 'cardigans' :good

 

she would laugh her tits off and say something on the lines of "more like a crimson screwdriver" and waggle her little finger:twisted:

 

all true flea,i wish i could find some pics of me in my dads arron cardie in the 80s,cool as:rasta

 

:rasta Indeed.

 

I've bagged a few elephants in my time but the most memorable one was when I was 16/17 & staying at Butlins whilst on a rugby tour. Everyone chipped in for a pull-the-pig competition & I won but the bird was horrendous, about 10 years older & 10st heavier than me

I remember waking up in the morning & literally running out of hers & back to the chalet we were staying in. I jumped in the shower, looked down & freaked out, I couldnt work out what it was at first but I had a big purple bruise on the base on my shaft from when she'd been on top :barf

Different story but I remember pulling this bird with really bad excema. At the time I had proper bachelor pad black fake-satin sheets & in the morning the bed was covered in tiny white flakes of skin :-(

 

Big mistake on her part, that would mean I would have to whip it out there and then to prove her wrong, I will do as well, just ask the Taste of China Chinese Restaurant in Chatham. :rofl

 

Oh.....Mo:-(

 

I'm nearly pissing myself :rofl

 

:rofl

 

Jesus I opened this thread wondering why some guy called rob palmer had over 9,000 views. ****ing hell!! :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

pulled and shagged(all it took was"fancy a shag") a ginger bird in duke bar,a rough area of burnley,she took me to her place,i was shaggin her,i was that pissed and her that ****ing ugly i hurled up all over a chair full of teddie bears next to the bed:tired,she just looked at me and said "don't ****ing stop now don't ****ing stop now"

i was 17,those were the days,:yep

i once took 2 birds back to a house,i was shagging one downstairs then going upstairs and shagging the other,lasted all night,and nether was fat,a big ugly but not fat

fucing glad the wife dont come on here,she would castrate me