Jeison Rosario: The Miami Pound Machine-Big Bad Bruising Banana Man Of Santo Domingo.

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  1. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Jeison Manuel Rosario Bastardo born 04/07/1995 is a Light Middleweight with a 16-1-1 11 KO's 1 KO loss record. Born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic and fighting out of Miami, Florida, USA. Discovered and managed by Uruguayan super prospector extraordinaire Sampson Lewkowicz, Jeison is a no frills come forward battering ram, he has only one goal in mind, to **** your ass up, and the only thing that stands in his way is potentially getting KTFO himself. He was nicknamed The Banana when he was a youth in the Dominican Republic, due to his punching power, boxers like baseball players, they think get their raw power for the amount of bananas they consume. He could use some work on his technique, iron out and improve upon a whole lot, but thus far, he hasn't really needed to. He packs a hell of a punch, and if his opponent stand in front of him for too long, they're gonna feel the effects of it. In his career defining wins over Jamontay Clark, he knocked is ass clean out of the friggin ring, and DeLoach he nearly took his head off. He had one set back when he took on the teak tough Nathaniel Gallimore, who 's a similar type of fighter who gave as good as he got, and managed to break down and stop Rosario in 6. But Jeison did manage to hurt Gallimore a few times, well he learned from this loss, and when he had DeLoach and Clark hurt, both decent punchers in their own right, he took his time, didn't rush in like a fool and get caught with anything big, and dominated both of them until the final bell. He's young, huge for the weight at 6'2, with a 73 inch reach, and is a power puncher, if he gets with a better trainer, he could be forged into a potential beast. He's also something of a taker of 0's taking 4 thus far. So Check Out The Banana make puree out of his opponents innards.:ggg:ggg:ggg:ggg







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    Rosario vs. Clark
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    Rosario vs. DeLoach
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    Rosario vs. Gallimore
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  2. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Since Umberto Savigne was forced into retirement due to a severe case of Glassjawitis Cubano, I now repurpose and re-bestow my absolutely brilliant Miami Pound Machine moniker onto another fellow expat Caribbean slugger living in Miami.:ggg


    Dr. Beat would work as well.:D
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    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Has Gallimore faded enough post-JRock beatdown that Rosario could beat him down? Or is that Gallimore just has his number?
     
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  4. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Here's the highlights of the Clark beatdown, just in case no one feels like watching the whole fight.
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  5. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    You sound like Russel with a more egregious form of autism :rolleyes:
     
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  6. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    I knew I saw something special in this kid. Goddamn.:lol:
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Banana Rosario vs. Apricot Ergashev, meeting up halfway at welter?
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    Bill it as "The Fruitbowl".
     
  8. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Maximum points for the title
     
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  9. CST80

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    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Thanks., but it's actually recycled. I originally gave it to that glass jawed old man Umberto Savigne, and after he did the electric Bambi legged boogaloo twice in a ow and called it quits. I couldn't let it go to waste.:sisi1
     
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  10. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol: It works well with the Big Bad Bruising Banana Man Of Santo Domingo part too though

    One of my all time favourite chicken dances lol

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  11. split_decision

    split_decision Electronic information tampers with your soul Full Member

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    nah he needs to make his ring walk to this :D
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