Jimmy Young (with sledgehammer) vs. Valuev in platform shoes

Dempsey ducked Wills.

 

After being embarrassed by Jimmy Young, SNV would have been envious of Ron Lyle's performance in Young-Lyle II..

 

Everyone knows the chin beats the punch, and that is all Young has; that dynamic punch and the sledgehammer...

Indeed I am so confident, I think Valuev may only need the 2" platforms...

Save the 3"ers for Maxie Rosenbloom...

 

Regardless of the ridiculousness of this here post, Duran deserves a mention.

 

Dempsey ducked Duran, he fought the Panamanian once, but when asked about a rematch, he wanted no mas...

 

70 year old Dempsey KO Montreal Duran.

I doubt jimmy young's ability to defeat anyone with a sledgehammer. I think he'd run around in circles with it, perhaps wave it around, maybe push it at them every 3 rounds, and then hug the rest of the time.

 

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and how's jimmy gonna duck between the ropes carrying THIS???

 

And then after that people would call him a 'beautiful master boxer' in descriptions rife with aggressive implied hardons and gay subtext aplenty.

 

Jimmy Young's final record:

475 fantasy fight wins, 1 loss (1976 young UD 1974 young), 1 draw (the tag team of ali and frazier)

Boners inspired on the Classic Forum: 825 and counting

 

Sugar Nikolai Valuev by 1st Round KO!! All bow down to the Greatest of All Time! P4P #1 Fighter in the History of the Sport! Sugar Ray Robinson is nothing compared to the Greatest Fighter to ever live!

 

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I know, no way is 74 Young losing!

 

This **** doesnt belong here
Quick close the gates before any more morons make it in

Valuev sucks ass

 

One thread every couple of weeks mocking some of what this forum stands for, in a tongue and cheek way, is no big deal.

I remember doing my infamous Heavyweight Tournament of Queensberry Rules Champions fighting under London Prize Rules.

A few people got upset because the final matches seemed to involve mainly pre 1920's fighters. So a lot of mocking threads came up.

Fair dues, some were quite funny, and no one over stepped the line, so I had no problem with them. You cannot go on an Internet Forum, and take yourself too serious...