Joan Guzman and Humberto Soto vs a prime Tua?

Agree with your analysis here.

 

I'll go with Soto/Guyman in the 9th. Thay will eventually set him up. Soto will be doing rope'a'dope in the corner and Guzman will run through the whole ring, jump in the middle, shout boo!!! inthe air and land a flying overhand right to the nose as Tua turns back. Then Tua(still standing) will cry, say 'no homo' and quit.

 

Well if you would read some of the Floydettes comments from a few years ago Guzman alone TKOs Tua.:deal

 

go back to the lounge! :yep

 

What size gloves will the 3 fighters be wearing? Most commissions state that fighters over 147 have to wear 10oz gloves but those under that weigh wear 8oz. It would be unfair to give Soto and Guzman the big "pillows" but could Tua get his big hands in the smaller size gloves?

 

:think Interesting. Would they be free to move around the ring separately and surround him, or would they be tied together like a sort of boxing three legged race?

 

This could be the perfect fight to introduce the Olympic standard drug testing, Soto and Guzman are bound to be using illegal bulking agents to narrow the gap in Tuas natural size.

 

I beleive they would probably employ the time-honoured technique of one sitting on the other's shoulders, whilst both are concealed in a very long macintosh jacket. This would give them a considerable height advantage over Tua, and may even sway the outcome of the bout.

 

I see. The one on-top could force Tua to raise his guard to protect himself, allowing the other to attack the body.

I'd have to go with Guzman/Soto on this one. This really demands a poll.

 

what if he misses the punch?

 

it depends. would tua be allowed to eat donuts before the fight? if yes, then this is a toss up.

 

This thread is actually less ridiculous than some of the fantasy matchups I've read recently.