Joe Louis vs Andrew Golota (Boxing Evolution Thoery)

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by MarkusFlorez99, Mar 19, 2026.


Who wins ?

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  1. Golota would destroy Louis

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  2. Louis knocks him out lol

    88.2%
  1. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Would Joe crack Golota with a big right hand and make him quit or does Golota just mow Louis over
     
  2. Fogger

    Fogger Father, grandfather and big sports fan. Full Member

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    I don't know if Joe would knock Golota out but he would win. Golota had very few quality wins but lost to a lot of quality guys. He does not have the skills needed to beat Louis.
     
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  3. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Golota's best is really good, and I appreciate that and also he would be absolutely stomped into the ground so hard he'd be in an underground highway full of sasquatches and reptilians that some people always just knew existed. Then he'd be eaten by them. Sexually. At his behest. Because he'd be knocked even crazier than he already was.
     
  4. PopPellegrino

    PopPellegrino Active Member Full Member

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    Golota's resume is underrated:
    Danell "Doc" Nicholson
    Corey "Trex" Sanders
    "Terrible" Tim Witherspoon (old)
    Jesse Ferguson (old)
    Orlin Norris (old)
    Chris "Rapid Fire" Byrd
    John "Quiet Man" Ruiz
    Should have beaten Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe twice and Michael Grant but gave up
     
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  5. McCallumsJab

    McCallumsJab Member Full Member

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    Yea but he lost to Byrd, Ruiz, Bowe and Grant and the rest are hot garbage

    Golota had some talent but his role in boxing is mainly kind of exposing how bad Bowe was
     
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  6. PopPellegrino

    PopPellegrino Active Member Full Member

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    Golota didn’t lose to Byrd or Ruiz. Golota won both fights handily. Get off Wikipedia or BoxRec acting like he lost; he was robbed. Most people, both at the time and now, believe he was robbed. All the guys I mentioned were legit contenders or gatekeepers with real skill, and Bowe was never bad (unless you think everyone in the 90s was garbage).
     
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  7. UnleashtheFURY

    UnleashtheFURY D'oh!

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    The harsh reality is Beterbiev brutally stops Louis, Bivol would pull a Billy Conn minus the getting stopped part. And outside of that he would have his work cut out for him against someone like Callum Smith.
     
  8. Ioakeim Tzortzakis

    Ioakeim Tzortzakis "The David Haye of Loma's Gay" -Edgar Allan Poe Full Member

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    April fools is only a few days away my guy
     
  9. Melankomas

    Melankomas Corbett beats your favourite fighter

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    Joe Louis vs. Callum Smith, apparently;

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  10. Ioakeim Tzortzakis

    Ioakeim Tzortzakis "The David Haye of Loma's Gay" -Edgar Allan Poe Full Member

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    Real footage of Joe Louis vs Emanuel Augustus. The sport evolves man.
     
  11. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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  12. Seamus

    Seamus Proud Kulak Full Member

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    I truly believe that Andrew was damaged goods after the two Bowe fights, much the same as Riddick. I think his ceiling could have been higher but he was always a mental midget and physically a bit stiff.

    Golota KO6.
     
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  13. MaccaveliMacc

    MaccaveliMacc Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Shouldas don't exist. His resume is garbage.

    Nope. They were close fights that could have gone either way and went the belt holder's way. Saying Golota was robbed makes a mockery of the word "robbery". Lewis vs Holyfield I, now that's a robbery. It's not even Spinks vs Holmes II level controversy. If you look at fans scorecards they are very even. He lost, get over it.
     
  14. zadfrak

    zadfrak Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    The Golata defense is not going to come out of this matchup well. Especially facing a guy that did not telegraph. So once again Andrew gets hit clean by a puncher. That's the thing w/Golata's defense---he never seemed to see anything coming.
     
  15. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic War for Souls Full Member

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    Golgota Is overrated because worst version of Bowe.
    Joe wins.