John ruiz vs haye - inquest!!!! HAYE DQ

SouthpawSlayer · Apr 8, 2010

ts has too much time on his hands

Antwuan Maxx · Apr 16, 2010

Fantana said: ↑

After twenty seconds he is clearly winning the round, but then Haye punches him in the face. A monster punch, for sure. John Ruiz slips on the wet canvas falls down. Unbelievably it is called a knockdown. John is up immediately, at the count of 4, but he knows something is going on. With 2:32 left of the round, John Ruiz gives the ref a look. The look says "You ****ing *******s.

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:rofl

TommyV · Apr 16, 2010

All that effort...

fatcity · Apr 16, 2010

It's good to read something truly comical.Well done.

Roberto · Apr 16, 2010

Good stuff mate, made me laugh

pugilist64 · Apr 16, 2010

Fantana said: ↑

[FONT=&quot]Round 8

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Haye is coming out of his shell more now, and starts to land more frequently. John Ruiz comes forward. At just more than 2 minutes to go, the crowd boos. This is because I got my John Ruiz banner out again, then the crazies start singing Engerland. Haye is moving about, landing some good shots. The cheating has clearly taken a toll on Ruiz who looks sad, then all of a sudden, he land a left hand and then traps Haye in the corner. Ruiz still has something in him, in a non-gay way. Haye comes back a little, Ruiz walks through his punches. Ruiz aggresses for the rest of the round, it was tic for tac.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Round 8 Assesment[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Officially[/FONT] [FONT=&quot] - 10 - 9 Haye[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Unofficially -[/FONT] [FONT=&quot] 10 - 10 - Haye did well without cheating, but Ruiz was dangerous and almost floored Haye.[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Sky corner view - Adam booth says "believe in our style" David Haye looks a big gutted. He knows what they have done to John Ruiz is wrong.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Round 9[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]It takes 18 seconds before Haye throws a punch. John Ruiz fights have been known to be all over by then. Ruiz comes forward, Haye backs off, flicking out jabs. The crazies start clapping.

I am watching from my seat in Row E and something has been passed around the ring by Adam Booth, I don't pay it too much attention.

Haye continues to back off, then with just over a minute left he lands a couple of decent shots. All of a sudden, Ruiz's corner throws in the towel. WHAT IS GOING ON? Ruiz was fine. He looks shocked. The fight is over.....[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Round 9 Assesment[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]It was a 10 - 10 round. I saw something get passed by Adam Booth, to another man, to another man, and wondered what it was. Well, I know what it was. THAT WAS DAVID HAYES SMELLY TOWEL, covered in his sweat. Adam Booth had men pass it around the ring, all the way to John Ruiz's corner. Upon seeing that someone had placed a dirty towel into their hands, they instinctively threw the towel out, but unfortunately it went in the ring. This was not a legitimate win by David Haye. It was cheating.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]OVERALL THOUGHTS[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]You have got to hand it to John Ruiz. Saturday night came, John Ruiz saw, and he got fouled. I mean he really got fouled, multiple times David Haye punched him in the back of the head, like a farmer trying to submit a sheep to his perversions. Did John Ruiz cry about it? No is the answer. No is always the answer with John Ruiz. Want to quit? No. Going to complain? No. Do you wear women's clothes? No. Officially on the record David Haye got a win in the 9th. Unofficially, David Haye was a beaten man. A lucky man. Had the fight taken place in America, or somewhere where cheating like this isn't allowed, the outcome would have been much different.[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]I was sat amongst 22,000 crazies screaming for John Ruiz's blood. Did I get abuse for showing some support for John Ruiz? Yes. Let's get this clear, I was getting abuse from souless DNA programs. Minions. Crazies. I have been watching and supporting John Ruiz over 10 times longer than these guys have even known who David Haye is. I'm guessing most of them did not know who David Haye was when he pulled out of the commonwealth games, or when he turned pro, or beat King Arthur, lost to Thompson, became European champion, won the cruiserweight title, beat Enzo. When he beat Monte Python perhaps some of them started to know who he was. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]John Ruiz is now talking retirement. I feel bad, but am profoundly proud of John Ruiz, in a non-gay way. Clearly he was ahead on the scorecards, and he was clearly fouled. Like he said, he loves honesty. And I love John Ruiz, in a non-gay way. David Haye has now made my list of people I have to ignore and not ever talk to because of my loyalty to John Ruiz. He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page. If Adam Booth or David Haye were to read this, and then see how me, they may even cheat and punch me in the back of the head whilst the other one whips me with a sweat filled towell. Our only hope is if John Ruiz is reinstated as WBA Champion, and Haye issues an apology.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yours in manliness,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Fantana[/FONT]
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Stop talking drugs!!!! :-(

Kid Cubano · Apr 16, 2010

what is this bloke mixing with his tea?

Stovepipe · Apr 16, 2010

you can joke about it all you want but that fight was a foul fest from Haye.

Loggo · Apr 16, 2010

Fantana said: ↑

Chuckles? John Ruiz was robbed, this is worse than Lennox Lewis - Holyfield.
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So your saying you was watching a farce of a fight? Disappointed are you! Did you mention after posting most of that crap that you wanted a refund?

PetethePrince · Apr 16, 2010

Strike said: ↑

The write up of the first round is comedy gold. The stuff about the bald man and the curse etc, with the stills is genius. But it got a bit boring after that and was too long to hold my attention as the jokes were fading. EDIT: Round 9 is pretty good too.
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:good

This is my thoughts as well. Good effort. The first round was funny. But it got tiresome.

tojikiston · Apr 17, 2010

"Still, he comes out and lands 3 hard jabs that wobble Tua, further video evidence that John Ruiz has the greatest jab ever. On the stroke of the 7th second of the fight, Tua lands a hard shot onto Ruiz chin. Ruiz slips on some water in the corner, not because the shot hurt him. Then Tua rushes in, and pushes him around."
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

haglerwon · Apr 17, 2010

Nice work.

Abdullah · Apr 17, 2010

Scotia said: ↑

Fantana - I'll admit I laughed and well done. Irony and sarcasm are much derided but, along with gallows humour, they are the tools of the common man and for that I salute you!

That said - I think we could have got there a little quicker.

PS - totally agree Lewis v Holyfield. Poor Commander Vander would have retired now had he not been robbed by those commonwealth lovin' judges in NYC & Veags![/quote]

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rooq · Apr 17, 2010

the ruiz - tua one made me lol at work.

i can't believe some people are taking this seriously

The Blackout · Apr 17, 2010

The stuff about the bald man was very funny :good

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