Jonathan Guidry vs. Bermane Stiverne & Tre'Sean L. Wiggins vs. Nigel Lloyd Fennell RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    This withered crook's bony old skeletal fingers can barely even clutch his American flag prop anymore, Jesus. Every time he waves it drunkenly side to side (in time with this lady Tina Farmer attempting to Aretha up the national anthem) I'm sure he's going to finally drop it.
     
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  2. IntentionalButt

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    Jonathan Guidry vs. Bermane Stiverne, 10 rounds @ heavyweight
     
  3. Seamus

    Seamus Proud Kulak Full Member

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    I'm turning myself into boxing rehab tomorrow. I've hit rock bottom.
     
  4. Boxingfan2

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    His desire to outlive Bob Aurum and get one final insignificant victory over him is the only thing keeping him going at this stage
     
  5. The Professor

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    Bermane Stiverne (25-5, 21 KO) vs Jonathan Guidry (18-1, 10 KO) Heavyweight 10 rounds
     
  6. Seamus

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    Sleep soundly knowing our streets have not been abused by roadwork from either of these gents.
     
  7. piprules

    piprules Well-Known Member Full Member

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    They look like two sumo wrestlers
     
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  8. IntentionalButt

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    In the last decade, Stiverne has been victorious just thrice: Arreola twice in a row and then Rossy, over seven years ago, since which time he is 0-3, all stoppage defeats.

    But this pudgy clown opposite him doesn't inspire confidence that Bermane riding off into the sunset with just one more W for the road is all that improbable.
     
  9. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

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    I think I'll be joining you! I just paid $20 bucks for this farce! Can't help myself. :lol:
     
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  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    What do you mean "just"? You skipped the undercard and bought just the one fight?
     
  11. drenlou

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    Its just 2 guys staring at eachother, how exciting!
     
  12. Seamus

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  13. CMCanavessi

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    Can I score the 1st round 9-9? There was NOTHING in it. Both lost it imho lol.
     
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  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Guidry is taking lots of stutter-steps, halfway in and then out again, feinting jabs and pulling them. Lots of wasted movement. As for Stiverne, there isn't a lot of movement, period. He is standing pat and rowing out a pantomime jab in slow motion, but never coming within 6 inches of Guidry with it.

    10-9 Guidry, busier I guess but wtf is this...
     
  15. The Professor

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    My wife said, these boxers are kinda blubbery!

    She's not wrong! :lol: