Jong Bin Lim vs. Taweechai Juntarasuk & Zhi Gang Zhang vs. Rhonvex Lugay Capuloy RBR

There's one very drunk girl at ringside going absolutely wild. Otherwise you could hear pin-drops.

"wHoOoOoOoOoWhOoOoOoO", this is a riot. Even the commentators are laughing.

 

She's yelling encouragement at...I dunno, whichever guy she's rooting for/banging. She has that kind of cutesy wutesy "kawaii" voice and kind of sounds like a stock anime girl, except slurred and broken up by long high pitched hoots. The slow motion slugfest combined with this audio is just...*chef's kiss*

 

We're two rounds in, honestly I haven't been scoring this but...supposing I was, they would both have negative twenty points.

Only reason nobody's gotten their lights switched off is because they're both weak AF. Not to mention slooooow. It's like they're punching underwater.

Kim seems to be a bit more the sustained aggressor, though. Cho looks like he's ready for his mom to come pick him up.

 

Ooh, pretty big turnaround in momentum and body language in the final minute of Round Three. I was sure Cho was ready to wilt and quit, but he pulled an Uno reverse and had the hatchet faced geezer backing up under fire.

Let's say he narrowly stole that one, 10-9 Cho, and call it 29-28 Kim heading into the last frame.

 

Kim just basically power-kneading Cho's stomach. Not exactly body work to write home about, Mike McCallum he isn't, but Kim is heave-hoing with both hands consistently, not letting Cho get his feet set without putting some dents in the basement drywall (even if those dents are very, very dainty)

 

Alright, give the kid props for finishing on his feet despite looking half asleep in there, but, grandpa should win this.

 

Yep, the judges gave it to Kim. Somehow that shocks the commentators, "Oooooh! "

 

Hae Myung Jung vs. Yong Hee Lee, 6 rounds @ super lightweight

 

This is the only bout left on the card besides the main event.

Both are in their mid thirties, both have losing records, and both look like disgruntled school janitors.

Yong Hee "Joseph" Lee is the one with the patchy hair (his entire head is basically "bald spot" with a few wisps of Brill-O) and...not to be a hater, horrendous tattoos.

Wtf even is this garbage??

https://boxrec.com/wiki/images/6/67/Yong_Hee_Lee.jpg

Nun about to mount a trout-sized cross on his nipple?

Creepy clown on his belly, with the word "life" crossed out next to it? I take it back, Joe shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school.

 

Third consecutive bout where the combined ring IQ is sub-Zelenoff.

 

I guess I'm rooting for Hae, just because he seems like he's probably murdered fewer people.

He is 3½″ taller but you wouldn't know it, he's just giving that all up and brawling with Lee, hunching down and swapping uppercuts.

 

Yeah, looks to be better than any result Creepy Uncle Joe has managed.

I'm not crazy about Jung's reaction to getting hit, though. Opens his mouth and just gawps with this expression of like...offended disgust.