Joseph Parker Brutally Sledgehammers Anthony Joshua Into A Heap Of Samoan Chop Suey... on 3/31!

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  1. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Joshua doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell against The Samoan Sledgehammer, Parker has never been down, his chin is made of the finest Samoan Tuatanium, as sturdy as an Aoraki boulder it looks as if his chin is made of pure Kiwi Ankylosaur Bone. Whereas every faint gust of wind that blows by Femi, he starts teeter tottering like a off kilter drunken ballerina. AJ's little pitty pats will have zero effect on Smokin Joe, but the first flush right that Parker detonates on Joshua's cranium, AJ loses all control of his Roid Gut and soils the ring.

    This Gargantuan Heavyweight War For The Ages will be the defining Heavyweight match of this generation with only one possible outcome.......



    Lupesoliai La'auli Joseph Dennis Parker Will Completely Destroy Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua

    Leaving this glass jawed crybaby in a smoldering heap of broken mandibular shards, HGH juice and shattered teeth, it is what it is, its coming, prepare yourselves, nothing can change that inevitable outcome.

    Deal With It.:deal:

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    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    Tuatanium? I see what you did there :yep
     
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    Food for thought and food for eating - I like it. Makes me hungry.
     
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    andrewa1 Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    I like Joshua's superior size, amateur experience, and probably power. Joshua also looks more skilled from what I've seen. The only advantage I'd give Parker at this point is probably chin. I'm open to the possibility of Parker winning but would bet on Joshua right now.
     
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    FrankinDallas FRANKINAUSTIN

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    Had bean soup, Chili relleno and tres leches cake for dinner so I'm stuffed right now.
     
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    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    :hey
     
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    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    Certainly not improbable. Parker is a lot better than Whyte. Quicker hands, excellent combination punching, faster feet. Then again some of our resident Brit****s seem to think Parker is absolute **** and that even Whyte would do him in :lol: A lot of Joshua supporters are awfully insecure in regards to Parkers punching power and talent, and of course how he matches up with Joshua.
     
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    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    neither guy has fought anyone with
    a decent ticker and chin...

    they have fought washed up guys that
    never really went anywhere anyways...

    Joshua's biggest win was Johnson who's
    just a fall-guy now and never amounted to
    a Hill of Beans anyway...

    and Whyte who's claim to fame was beating
    Joshua as an amatuer...

    King Kong wrecks both Joshua & Parker
    on the same night by brutal KTFO!!

    Who Nex?? :deal
     
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    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    I said this almost a year ago, that Parker has more natural raw talent than Tua did and that he will go on to have a far better career.
     
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    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Their is fear is palpable, you can literally feel it seeping through their posts.:lol: And their fears are justified.:nod
     
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    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    Yeah it's hilarious. They go out of their way to bash the very talented Parker for no good reason.
     
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    Bowie Tupou dropped Jennings quicker than Ortiz, Parker smashed and compacted Tupou skull into his spine and knocked him out cold in a minute. King Kong gets his **** pushed in by Parker too.:deal
     
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    I really like Joshua but I think Parker might be the better man.
     
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    :lol:

    King Kong will be pounding his chest
    over the limp corpses of Parker & Joshua...

    but to be safe...

    they won't fight Kong!!!

    they'll dig up more bums to fight instead!!

    :deal
     
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    ki_ote Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Only chin? Your saying Joshua is as fast as Parker? No no!
     
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