Joshua V Povetkin Attendee Checklist

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by Canelo-Alvarez, Sep 21, 2018.


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  1. Canelo-Alvarez

    Canelo-Alvarez New Member Full Member

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    First up, the gents..

    1. Trousers you are just about able to get into, but will never get out of.
    2. Tweed jacket.
    3. A drunken rendition of "Sweet Caroline".
    4. A picture of your pint at the airport.
    5. A picture of the "LADS!" on the coach journey down.
    6. A side parting.

    And for the ladies..

    1. A dress short enough that tonight's doner kebab can be seen prior to ordering.
    2. Enough eyeliner on so when Storm Bronagh plows through Wembley you look like someone from the Black and White Minstrel show.


    Please feel free to add as we go along. Until you do the above, you really haven't done a fight properly.
     
    Canelo-Alvarez, Sep 21, 2018
    Canelo-Alvarez, Sep 21, 2018
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  2. PaddyGarcia

    PaddyGarcia Trivial Annoyance Gold Medalist Full Member

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    Don't forget to:

    Applaud and cheer vehemently when a British fighter looks like he might have thrown a punch
    Boo other national anthems
    Get an absolutely abhorrent haircut if you're not having the side parting
    Tweet Eddie Hearn with a glove emoji so he knows you're going to the fight
     
    PaddyGarcia, Sep 21, 2018
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  3. Canelo-Alvarez

    Canelo-Alvarez New Member Full Member

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    I forgot about the abhorrent haircut if the side parting isn't on show. Usually it's a number 1 on back and sides, and a number 2 on top. Great stuff
     
    Canelo-Alvarez, Sep 21, 2018
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  4. TBC-ASAP

    TBC-ASAP Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    A betting slip posted on social media with every jolly lumped in a multi, tenner stake to return basically a tenner.

    Goes without saying "BOOM" the bet on social media when they duly obliged
     
    TBC-ASAP, Sep 21, 2018
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  5. CutThroatFade

    CutThroatFade Rangers FC Full Member

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    Nauseating
     
    CutThroatFade, Sep 21, 2018
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  6. Canelo-Alvarez

    Canelo-Alvarez New Member Full Member

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    :lol: disappointed not to see a "let's ave it!!" in there somewhere..and that ****ing slapper :machinegun:
     
    Canelo-Alvarez, Sep 21, 2018
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  7. John-tha-dunce

    John-tha-dunce Member Full Member

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    I hate aj fight week. Everyman and his dog in work planning on watching... " he's a beast int he !! "
     
    John-tha-dunce, Sep 21, 2018
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  8. Smudge_

    Smudge_ Teak tough Full Member

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    7. Wearing socks is not encouraged.
     
    Smudge_, Sep 21, 2018
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  9. channy

    channy 4.7.33 banned Full Member

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    All the affros turning into wet looks and resembling the pop group five star.
     
    channy, Sep 21, 2018
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  10. CutThroatFade

    CutThroatFade Rangers FC Full Member

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    “Never heard of this Povkin guy so I reckon AJ will smash him. Just want to see him fight Wilder next that’s the big one innit.”
     
    CutThroatFade, Sep 21, 2018
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  11. Puroresu_Fan

    Puroresu_Fan Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Ya'll need to stop hating.

    Why do you care who goes to AJ fights. Worse why do you object to women going to watch the fight?
     
    Puroresu_Fan, Sep 21, 2018
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  12. ryanm8655

    ryanm8655 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You can probably add a gram of beak cut with baking soda to the list...
     
    ryanm8655, Sep 21, 2018
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  13. Sergey Shubenkov

    Sergey Shubenkov Remember banned Full Member

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    these people always refer to Joshua as 'AJ'
    AJ this AJ that
     
    Sergey Shubenkov, Sep 21, 2018
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  14. TBC-ASAP

    TBC-ASAP Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It is basically the Grand National for boxing
     
    TBC-ASAP, Sep 21, 2018
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  15. Patter983

    Patter983 Active Member Full Member

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    Funny guy Brad I like what he's done there calling Povetkin Putin because there both Russian. What a GEEZER!!! Bet he's hilarious on a night out big Brad!
     
    Patter983, Sep 21, 2018
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