I just found out that Kermit Cintron's a *****. Damn, accents are funny. He was all polite about it, too. "Excuse my language, but Kermit Cintron's a *****." Oh, ****, that was hilarious. It was like he searched for all possible words to describe Cintron but realized there was no suitable alternative but to call Cintron a ***** . . . and he was right. That's what makes it funnier, that plus the accent.