Kell Brook tests positive for Bath Salts

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Bonerfights is shocked to report that overrated boxing sensation Kell Brook has tested positive for Bath Salts after his lackluster performance against British Pub nuisance, Matthew Hatton. We were able to reach the head of the British Boxing Council and when pressed for comment he had this to say, "He's a right **** and an arshole". The esteemed council member went on to elaborate that Special K will be stripped of his titles including his newly won IBF International Welterweight Title.

Needless to say his fellow boxers were shocked to hear the news. Ricky Hatton was too drunk to comment but we caught up with boxing legend Prince Naseem at a local pancake house and he had this to say "Eh innit bath salts is great innit he's a right **** then".

Bath Salts are the newest white-trash method of getting high legally in the United States. Bath Salts are relatively new to the drug abuse scene but its clear that only a complete ******* would put this **** up his nose.

More to follow as details become available.

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