Keys to Victory for Team Pacquaio...I feel a surge of Filipino Pride somehow!

1. Freddie Roach...The Roach Coach is Manny's "Ace in de Hole" so to speak. Freddie Roach knows what time Oscar de la Hoya defecates each AM and what shape and size it's going to come out. He knows the man's strenghts and weaknesses inside out. He knows what rounds Oscar is strong in, and knows his stamina issues, and his best punches, and what punches work best against Oscar. Oscar, on the other hand has a former Crackhead in his corner who looks like the Predator's elderly grandfather.

2. Stamina. This is Manny's number one weapon. He is going to have to, aside from neutralizing the jab, set a VERY wickedly fast pace for DLH and keep Oscar on his tippy toes for the first 5 rounds. THEN he is going to have to really turn it on, once Oscar starts tiring.

3. Speed. "I Feel the need, the need for SPEED as Goose said to Maverick, and this is another one of Manny's main advantages. Manny has the fastest guns in the West now that PBF has retired to the Clubs. (PBF is LIVING the 50 Cent Video "In the Club") and handspeed will mean a difference in Manny being able to land effectively like PBF did after 5.

4. TALL ASS SPARRING partners. Team Pac needs to hire Manute Bol, and Ronald Hearns, and Julio Gonzalez to spar with. He needs to start learning how to get inside, land and get the **** out.

5. Mackie Shilstone. While Oscar de la Hoya is sucking down (Dont get too excited, Beware) Milk of Magnesia and sticking Fleet Enemas up his ass, and bumping Widdowmaker's head in an effort to **** water for the next 2&1/2 months to lose 18 pounds, Manny Pac is gonna be hitting the weights, and eating quintriple omlettes with a gallon of milk every AM after running 6 miles. :hi: :rasta :good

 

Roachcoach and Manny also need to study DLH-Forbes and PBF-DLH the way Tony Romo studies Jessica's labia as he is eating it.

 

And make sure all three judges have those brand new, 2008 gold GBP Rolex Daytonas with 24 diamonds, baby.