Keys to Victory for the Son of the Lion, or how to beat Oscar de la Hoya!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Jack Presscot, Dec 29, 2008.


  1. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Yesterday I was lying. Today I'm telling the truth." At least he's keeping to his principles.
     
  2. jaycuban

    jaycuban Cubans Do It Better ! Full Member

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    this fight wont happen are you stupid.
     
  3. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    If it does happen, do us all a favor. Tie some rare pork chops around your neck, and go snorkeling at dusk.
     
  4. Zakman

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    Look De La Hoya is just about done, but Chavez, Jr. is as green as they come. He has trouble beating the Tijuana taxi drivers his old man used to blow away. Even today's De La Hoya will be too much for him. Just watch.
     
  5. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Oscarsexual. Go back to the Staples Center, and continue gingerly polishing the groin area of Oscar's statue lovingly, and leave ESB for good, thank you!:good
     
  6. HauntingTheHoly

    HauntingTheHoly Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Nice. :lol:

    However, you shouldn't have used Paris Hilton. I wouldn't **** her with your dick on a 10 ft. pole. I might put it in her ass for dominance/humiliation, but that's a separate issue entirely.

    All of my friends agree she is a ****-nothing media hype job. Probably has a Glass Jaw as well. (meaning it gets shattered after only a few minutes of **** slurping)

    Why would you wanna **** her, seriously?
     
  7. DobyZhee

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    a castrated man can use his hands..but useless still none the less.

    Can't believe the Oscarsexuals are alive and well..
     
  8. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I didnt say I wanted to, I just used her in the analogy. She would be awesome to give a scat job to, however.
     
  9. Boxing Fanatic

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    I still think Jr. is gonna beat the crap out of oscar. Oscar is so shot, it's not even funny.
     
  10. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :good:good:good The Truth Shall Make you free!!! (Thats Luke)
     
  11. Boxing Fanatic

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    In the first fight with Vanda, jr. was sick, or so he says he was. But, the kid can fight. No, he is nothing like his dad, not, many are. But, the kid has some decent skills. He slips and dodges punches, blocks them. Keeps his distance. That hook is something he has to use against oscar. We all remember that hook bernard gave oscar, knocked the fugger out. Oscar will cringe like a bit!# if jr. continues to utilize it in their fight. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Good luck, oscar.
     
  12. elgrancampeon

    elgrancampeon Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I agree with you jack. Jr can take this one. Let's hope it happens so odlh realizes what age can do to you.
     
  13. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Father Time owns all fighters, INCLUDING Borenard!:fire:good
     
  14. Scar

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    Totally agree.
     
  15. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    This is a good post and a good argument. Except that Julio Jr. is a hell of a lot stronger than Forbes. He hits 1000 times harder with the left hook and has dynamite in both hands. If a well conditioned Julio Jr. catches Oscar with the left hook, post round 7, as the Space MArine said in the film "Aliens"......Game Over.