Kimbo Slice vs prime Mike Tyson

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  1. superman1986

    superman1986 Active Member banned Full Member

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    I spoke with someone at work who honestly believed Kimbo Slice would've taken a prime Tyson. I tried to talk sense into him but it didn't work. Beating up overweight, half drunk guys in your neighborhood that throw punches from across the state line is in no way shape or form equivalent to being able to take a 1988 Mike Tyson.

    But this person seemed to think otherwise.
     
  2. Longhhorn71

    Longhhorn71 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Kimbo Slice should have a talk with Trevor Berbick regarding getting hit in the liver
    by a prime Mike Tyson body shot.
     
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    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    50 year old Tyson knocks out any version of Slice out cold. We're talking about a complete fraud who's claim to fame was beating up crackheads on the street that were posted on wank sites (this was before the age of Youtube)
     
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  4. Sangria

    Sangria You bleed like Mylee Full Member

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    January 2008: Las Vegas. I approached Kimbo and his group of goons to get a pic and autograph. His goon ***** bodyguards waved "no" in my direction, like this internet hardcore fighting wannabe was something big.

    Yeah, fukc Kimbo jim jam.

    Kimbo Slice couldn't carry Dave Jaco's mouthpiece.
     
  5. UnleashtheFURY

    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    Kimbo would have gotten laid out BADLY by someone like Louis Monaco. Complete joke of a fighter. They were probably worried you'd breath on him too hard and shatter his glass chin! :lol:
     
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  6. Sangria

    Sangria You bleed like Mylee Full Member

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    Kimbo Slice - the Millli Vanilli of combat sports!!
     
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    SHADAPBLAD Viscous Knockouts Full Member

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    i know its an mma fight, but if you have the time watch kimbo vs dada 5000. it is seriously one of the funniest things ever recorded. you will not regret it, if you do you can come back and post another 20 threads about tyson :ggg
     
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    red cobra Loyal Member Full Member

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    The version of Mike Tyson that fumbled for his mouthpiece after getting ko'ed by Buster Douglas destroys Kimbo Slice.
     
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    Douglas destroys Kimbo Slice
     
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    Rope-a-Dope Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'm trying to figure out who the lightest weight fighter I'd pick over Slice. I'd pick Willie Pep to make Kimbo miss every punch until Kimbo runs out of gas (which would be in about a minute) and collapses from exhaustion. I think I'd pick a lot of even lighter guys over Kimbo.
     
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    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Tyson would slice, dice and serve kimbo up to the starving. Tyson spills his guts on the canvas!
     
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    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    tyson slice kimbo 1.

    kimbo would never land a shot at tyson, and would have the same chance in the ring as he would have passing the pre-fight drug tests. man, 2016's tyson would probably beat the last living Ferguson.

    I was once party to watching one of his fights, appalling skills make carl froch look like sugar ray, never again. RIP kevin ferguson though.
     
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    Is this even a question?
     
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    mark ant Canelo was never athletic Full Member

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    Tyson could have raped Slice and I would have advised him not to babysit Berbick`s kids either! LOL!
     
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    Kimbo and Trev are in the same place now,they can chat all day.
     
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