**** Kirk's Championship Boxing Prediction League 2016 ****

had many occasions like this.

 

But not you MVC!, we don't love you enough to care about how you were at an internet cafe, stalking FMJ's Instagram page and got thrown out for constantly massaging your lil wee-wee screaming 49-0, TBE, 49-0, TBE...!!!

 

Oh, before the Cotto fight, I got outside my house and yelled MONEY MAY!

Two women looked right at me with a weirded out/eyebrow raising kinda look and I walked right back into the house

True story.

 

That's a made up story, i saw it on Jeopardy...the response was, "Besides, cars & jewlery, What would make a woman wet"...???

 

It's not a made up story.

And :rofl

 

I got reported missing was when i was in birmingham getting my rocks off with an older woman - 45,.
Yeh was still living with my parents at the time bout 4 years ago, and hadnt been in for 4days as i was about 150miles away from home lol.
They thought i was kidnapped lol.

Something recently was almost having a fight with a neighbour for buzzing constantly the buzzer to my sisters flat and forgetting which number it was and so buzzed his flat instead was about 1:30 am, i was pretty drunk and had to walk from town in a staggered state, so i wasnt in a happy mood. Yeh we were just giving each abuse over the intercom for about 5minutes. So i offered him to come outside and fight me but really all i wanted to do is get in the flat and knock on my sisters door to let me in.

I get in alot of s****es usually involving being drunk and not being able to get in my house. Oh yeh like falling 20 foot from a balcony trying to get into my sisters flat whilst plastered. Lucky i was so drunk, i didnt stiffen up, i just fell softly on to grass and laid there for a while. :thumbsup

Losing my keys is quite a common occurrence aswell.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

Every time I'm seeing the word beside... I'm like yeah what do you want, Are you talking to me, what did he say about me ? Then I calm down and go like... oh they werent talking to me...

 

What a kwinky-dink...I do the same thing everytime I see the following words:

Fat
Fat Ass
Moron
Mopar
Dumbass
Loser
Toothless jerk
Candyass
Glass jawed bum
Weak mandible
Feather fisted
Limp
Tons of Fun

 

you havent got any teeth either? atsch

 

I had 9 teeth knocked out last October when I was in my car wreck. The driver side mirror hit me in the mouth, breaking my teeth :!:

 

Tell me that **** is now BANNED from driving. atsch

 

atsch damn son. :-(