****Kirks Championships 2017 ****

@kirk @CST80

 

I don't like him either, but that scene would perfectly demonstrate how I would laugh at @moparfan from you twos exchange there.

 

I only got so much cash, you want to bet 50. Between my bet with kirk, and DanielDimov I don't have the fake funds to cover your bet.

 

I can cover $10 for you, but i get $25 in return if you win and $15 back later if you lose...!!!

 

I wish I was as skinny as Owen Wilson...Ima more of Ethan Suplee...!!!

 

Thank you for clearing that up @kirk what should we do here though? Technically I did challenge CST to a bet first, he wasn't availabe for several hours after the offer, so I accepted a bet I thought I had already accepted against DanielDimov. Should we switch, or....no....?

 

I don't have anything left to bet with, I think all I have is 50 and it's covered in 2 bets as of right now.

 

Maybe you shouldn't write a *&#$ing check your ass can't cash...!!! Ya ever thunk of that, huh...???

Jeez, kids now-a-days think that fake money just grows on trees...!!! Well somebody has to plant them trees, and the big trees are heavy and hard to plant. You have to dig big ass fricking holes to accommodate all the roots, but lazy ass Generation X doesn't think about that...!!!

 

You can do a parody of My Eyes from American History X: Maybe

Mine tummy has expanded from all the food I consume
I wash my dinner down with gravy and butter on my spoon
Ima gonna have a heart attack
'Ima gonna be a gimp
If I don't quit eating, like a fricking blimp
The fat man rolls a long...!!!