Oh so your parents were rich...??? And you have the audacity to call me High Falutin...??? Touche, PUNK
Maybe your parents would have been rich too of you hadn't eaten them out of house and home, you porker.
Well true, but I was a growing boy, god damn it...!!! And my weight is just fine, my doctor said I am proper weight for someone 8'11" tall...!!!
I look like Shrek, dumbass You would think I would get some exercise, seeing how all the towns people chase me around with fire and pitch forks...!!!
Let me guess, he told you its your thyroid? You should change your name to mopedfan, because that's the only way you can get around.
Moped...??? A moped is like a fat chick, fun to ride, but don't ever let your friends catch you on one...!!! And no he didn't say it was my thyroid, he said it was my uncontrollable appetite, my unwillingness to put down the utensils, and for me to stop masturbating in his waiting room...!!!
I'm so sorry for you, there's nothing in this world that's worst than looking like an obese green slightly more gelatinous and repulsive Oprah Winfrey, please forgive me? I hope you're not too mad at me, please don't eat me.