Why would I ever ban you, you love it, you're my Anastasia Steele if Anastasia Steele looked like Honey Boo Boo's mother, 4 turkey necks and all. This content is protected
Hey its not very often that they make a movie about a cruel, domineering, sadomasochistic victimizer named Christian.
Yeah but at least when I do get laid (as infrequently as it is lately) I can actually find my wiener.
i don't have to find my small wiener, that's my woman's job. My job is to lay back and enjoy it, then have her go get me food afterwards...!!! You'll understand married life one day, maybe
Poor woman, she probably has to sift through a mountain of little smokies you lost in your fat rolls along the way. Does she shout Eureka!!!! when she finally finds it?
Just finished reading through Moparfan & CST's interaction from the last few pages and god damn LMFAO!!
Hey I have no control over Karl's daddy stopping the fight. I'd be willing to bet money if the fight went to the scorecards, it would have been a SD win for Karl or at worst a draw.