****Kirks Championships 2017 ****

Pfft, she has known for quite some time that I have been trying to pawn her off on some poor sap, er I mean some great guy...!!! And what the hell is wrong with my daughter that you can't accept her...??? But what's this about fireworks, I love fireworks, we should have a BBQ, drink beer and blew things up...like that holiday where we blow crap up; ya know Easter...!!!

 

I was tortured by a Chinese waiter...I sat at that buffet for a good hour and the waiter never came by to take my order...stupid waiter...!!!

 

Got enough kids, don't need anymore.

 

Fine I guess I will keep her...!!!

 

If you want a couple more let me know, I have more than enough kids and grandkids and would be glad to part with a few to a wonderful gent like yourself!

 

Do I get the income tax check that comes with them...??? Can they mow lawns...??? Bring me beer...??? Fetch my slippers...??? Get me out of trouble...???

 

They don't do anything but cost money.

 

Still 0-0.

 

I was on the Kings forum and someone asked how they announced the old LA goals, since this new PA guy sucks and I replied here and there accidentally...!!!

Still 0-0, Kings out-shooting Blues 8-5 with 1:36 to go in the 1st...!!!

 

Screw you Berglund, that should have be boarding...!!!

 

1st Intermission.

St Louis 0
Los Angeles 0

Shots on Goal:
StL: 5
Los: 8

 

0-0 after 1 shots 8-7 in favor of LA pretty even.

 

8-7 shots...??? That's what my tv screen showed, but NHL.com shows only 5 St Louis shots...!!!

 

Don't cry, that damn jerk shouldn't have checked Pearson like that...!!!