I'm glad you enjoyed it, I knew you would, it's almost impossible not to, Return Of The King is pretty close to being as good as Two Towers, my only complaint about it was, the film had one too many epilogues.
No one would ever make the mistake of thinking they were. But any Chuck Norris, don't sweat the small stuff and let stuff like bad acting, and poor plotting stand in our way of having fun. What's your take on Jean laude Van Damme by the way? Seen any of his movies? Because I'm an aficionado on him as well.
I'll have you a list up later tonight, if you liked Kickboxer, you'll love Bloodsport, you'll be chanting Kumite, Kumite, Kumite for the whole next day.
That or Quantum Of Solace, which was a wretched piece of dreck as well. Not sure which one is more painful to endure. Probably Die Another Day, because The World Is Not Enough, which was fairly solid in my opinion, but since I wasn't too fond of Casino Royale to begin with, my hopes weren't exactly high for the follow up.
This movie encapsulates the worst the late-90s early 2000s. Terrible pop music, fashion and terrible special effects with too much "trying to be cool" that just comes across as lame and forced. Bond should be cool naturally. Also Barry was UN-****ING-BEARABLE the people who wrote her dialogue and designed her character(trying WAY too hard for a 70s blacksplotation vibe and failing miserably) should receive 100 lashes each. Thank ****ing god she didn't receive her own spin off as originally planned.
Couldn't agree more, the media was pushing her as hard as humanly possible, literally the marketing was based around the notion of, Isn't Halle Berry the most beautiful Bond girl ever? She's sooooo much better than all the other ones right? Their modus operandi was as subtle as a ball peen hammer blow to the head. Someone needed to tell them, there's no need to hard sell all the supposedly "bigoted" white guys about how hot Halle Berry is, we're already well aware of it without you all telling us. It would have been like the media trying to enlighten white guys to the fact that Karyn Parsons from Fresh Prince or Stacey Dash from Clueless were sexy, yeah guys, we beat you to it by a mile.