Kirks Championships: Boxing Predictions 2015

It might be the approaching full moon.

I usually turn into a savage around this time. 1-2 days before and after.

 

Abuffy, can I change my ROUND 1 pick to Bryan WIDE UD...???



Original Picks:
Bryan KO 6
Usyk KO 3
Ceja UD WIDE
Mares UD WIDE
Mosley UD WIDE
Echevarria KO 4

New Picks:
Bryan UD WIDE
Usyk KO 3
Ceja UD WIDE
Mares UD WIDE
Mosley UD WIDE
Echevarria KO 4

 

Moparfan's accurate prediction of Abuffy vs Moparfan WBK fight:

Round 1. 1st round will be our feeling out round, get you accustomed to how this WBK (Woman Being Killed) works
Moparfan: 10-9

Round 2. This round sees you getting an honorary Art Degree from Moparfan University for seeing canvas up close
Moparfan: 10-8

Round 3. Another round of you getting your nails broke :yikes, mandible cracked and the first sign of you starting to feel my wrath.
Moparfan: 10-9

Round 4. CST is ready to throw in the towel for you, but the little punkass fool is hiding his head in shame in that same towel...brutal round for me, you find yourself on the canvas again.
Moparfan: 10-8

Round 5. This round I take my foot off the gas for a moment, let you have some glimmer of hope, part of my ploy to get you into deeper water...better not be wearing a plain white T-Shirt :hey
Abuffy: 10-9

Round 6. Your inner Tor Hamer is wanting to quit on the stool, but unlike MVC!, you have pride...you valiantly put up a decent round, though you lose this round.
Moparfan: 10-9

Round 7. I throw combinations to the tune of "Rocky Top" that reverberate off your skull, chin, and body. You wince in pain, blood streaming into your left eye...a right hook from me sends you crashing into the ropes near your corner...we clinch, I blow CST a kiss and deliver a crushing uppercut to your jaw right as the bell ends the round.
Moparfan: 10-9

Round 8. Picks up right were the previous round ended, me toying with you, me mocking CST, CST crying :| and more one-sided beatdown at the hands of moi
Moparfan: 10-9

Round 9. The doctor takes a long look at you, giving you a few extra minutes to recover...was this part of the mob pay-off that you're being investigated for...??? Probably, its ok though, I used the extra time to order me a pizza. Ima still a little hungry and you feeding me knuckle sandwiches (good girl) just aint cutting it, I lose this round, but close.
Abuffy: 10-9

Round 10. CST has now got new-found hope that you can pull off the upset, but a crushing 1-2 combo from me to you turns CST's hope into a full blown panic...from the corner he begs you to low blow me, really low...like you have to bend down and go low, my stomach hangs to my knees. A chopping right hand from you bruises my shin, for the first time I hit the canvas. The British referee calls it a legal punch and begins his count 1,2,3,4...Ima up. Still limping, thankfully the round ends.
Abuffy: 10-8

Round 11. Your illegal and dirty tactics have awaken the inner demon in me, I use my adrenaline to block out the pain of my injured shin, sheer guts and determination have got me off my stool. I throw a barrage of punches, connecting on your swollen face, you can't take the beating anymore, you glance at your corner where CST is paying the judges to award you the fight, but it's not going to happen...I took matters into my own hands and brutally KO you in the 11th...!!!
Moparfan KO11

Round 12. No need for this round, its over...!!!

 

My Prediction was better...:tong

 

Wow, you're a beautiful writer. The imagery was extremely provoking. I wish you'd be able to write your own obituary once it's all over. Oh well, I'll have CST80 do it for you. :deal

 

Got that covered:


John aka Moparfan tragically died today. Moparfan, 39 years old, is survived by his fiancee and his god damn little brat daughter. Moparfan asphyxiated during the 4th Annual Moparfan All-You-Can-Eat Hot Wings Contest, a contest he was a 3 times winner.

EMT tried to revive Moparfan at the scene, but were unable to free the 17 hotwings that were lodged in Moparfan's esophagus. At one point an EMT responder thought he had the hotwings freed, but Moparfan regurgitated out a lauwine of hotwing sauce instead.

Moparfan was well respected in the world of boxing, and in eating contests.

Burial will take place when ever another meteor hits earth and there is a hole big enough to lay Moparfan to rest.

In lieu of flowers, Moparfan has requested that family, friends and loved ones donate their time by placing pay-it-forward orders at the following places frequented by Moparfan:

Hooters
Twin Peaks
Tilted Kilt
McDonalds
Burger King
McDonalds again
Krystals
Wendy's
Waffle House



R. I. P. Fatass :|

 

Ima not fat, Ima big boned...except the one bone I want to be big...:?

 

Your mandible. :yep

 

I emailed u a question!!

 

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