Kirks Championships: Boxing Predictions 2015

No I'm an accomplished non-professional chef. I went to a Culinary Arts school for a little while actually, but I quit, because I realized I didn't want to be a professional chef, it would be too much of a pain in the ass.:deal

 

No not even close I've been a junkie for cooking and even for cooking shows since I was a teen I love all kinds of food from around the world, I'm as eclectic with my taste in food as I am with my tastes in Boxers...and Movie...and Music.

That being said I hate Foodies with a passion, ****ing hipster scum.lol:

 

Multiple Girlfriends....no Boyfriends.....yet.

 

No thanks......I'd only consider extremely feminine ultra submissive androgynes who you can't tell are guys to start with, not fat bald and toothless hillbillys

 

Come on what are you trying to say there's no hillbillys in California? There's hillbillys from sea to shining sea.

And I'm sure you have some fuzz by now right?

 

Don't fret it'll be back in no time. probably in about 6 months you'll have a full head of hair again.

 

Mother ****er!!!!!

What a night

I was sitting on my couch watching television about two hours ago and in my peripheral vision I saw something small and dark fly past about 6 feet away from a chair to the side of the couch I was sitting on. Not knowing exactly what it was I chalked it up to being a bug or something and then after looking in that direction for about 2 minutes a little frog comes flying up and lands on the desk next to the chair, I jump off the couch, it freaks out and it jumps onto the light pole in the corner. Then to the wall, then onto the ceiling then back to the light pole which is an antique I don't want to break it.

Finally it jumps on the curtains and I take a broom and crack the f*** out of it, and it falls behind the couch. I pull the couch out it scampers across the floor towards a desk and its constantly one step ahead of my broom the whole way and behind the desk it goes. I pull the desk away from the wall it hops into the kitchen its seeming slightly impaired from the damage then I smash it a few more times..... it gets to a trash bag sitting on the floor, I smashed the bag a few times hoping it was under it, I pick the bag up its nowhere to be seen and I've lost it again.

So I go and pull a stand I have in the kitchen away from the wall I can't find it. So I turn and look at the stove, I realize that's the only place it could have gone to so I sweep around the stove and it jumps out and right back towards the wall next to the stove, I lean up against the wall to look and its made its way back into the corner.. So I pull the stove away from the wall, I have it cornered and I beat the **** out of it with the broom all the while I'm balancing one of my knees on the sink and the other on a stool
while leaning over the stove.

At this point it looks like a massive rolled up booger in the corner covered in dust. So I sweep it into the dust pan and sit the dust pan down, I turn to push the stove back into place, and this mother****er had rolled out of the dustpan and was hobbling off on one legatsch

So I took the broom and beat the s*** out of it some more and swept it up and threw it out of the ****ing door.:happy

I won.

****ing Florida.