Klitschko brothers

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  1. TheExpertboxer

    TheExpertboxer Active Member Full Member

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    I was watching Godzilla this past weekend and it made me realize something. What if the Klitschko brothers are mutated physical freaks from the Chernobyl disaster? Think about it.
     
  2. SweetSciGuru

    SweetSciGuru Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Close but the reality is that this is no science fiction.

    The Klitschos are experiments conducted by the Russian KGB for trying to grow super soldiers in a test tube full of steroids. They aren't actually "brothers' but clones.
     
  3. Thread Stealer

    Thread Stealer Loyal Member Full Member

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    Klitschkos- mutated physical freaks from the Chernobyl disaster
    Mike Tyson- a bulldog, like Eddie Murphy said in Coming to America
    Tommy Morrison- killed by a government conspiracy, was able to teleport and regrow limbs.
     
  4. cslb

    cslb Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Fortunately, we can send in Byrd and Sanders to deal with them.
     
  5. The Mongoose

    The Mongoose I honor my bets banned

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    From boxingnews.com

    A raging boxer later identified as Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko has been filmed overturning a car in which a British teacher was travelling through Germany's Kruger National Park.
    Sarah Brooks, from Lincolnshire, was on vacation with her partner, slowly following the boxer down a road.
    The incident was filmed by tourists in the car behind who saw Klitschko stop walking and turn towards the car.
    He then approaches the car from the side and rolls it over and over, leaving it crushed, with the couple inside.
    The tourists in the car behind who did the filming are clearly shocked and distressed and heard to say: "Stop the car ... reverse, reverse, they're going to die."
    They urge their own driver to reverse and get out of the angry Heavyweight Champion's way.
    The couple were taken to hospital and later discharged. The Klitschko camp could not be reached for comment.
     
  6. Ivo

    Ivo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Both failed in that, unfortunately...for you. :D
     
  7. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    Very interesting theory.:think:think:think

    As Wlad has aged, he is looking more and more and more like Vitali. Still the more chiseled athlete, with the healthier frame and more flexible joints, but in the face.....just like a 35-36 yo Vitali.

    Perhaps Wladimir's tube had more fatty acids in it, giving him better joint lubrication and larger, tighter muscle capacity. IDK....but your theory has opened my imagination. :think:think:think
     
  8. SweetSciGuru

    SweetSciGuru Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    You have to remember that following WW-II, all those Nazi scientists who were conducting wild and weird genetic experiments on all kinds of people were brought into the US, England and the US after the war and all0wed to continue their eugenics experiments. Most of these scientists were Zionists. :yep

    One of them is the planner of the US's Planned Parenthood program which sterilized thousands of US women when Prescott Bush brought the Zionist/Nazi program to America.
     
  9. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    You have my undivided attention meinen Fuhrer:manny
     
  10. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone banned Full Member

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    you need to watch hills have eyes and wrong turn films, those freaks are tough as ****.