Klitschko vs a heavyweight division where every heavyweight is Brian London

Wladimir Klitschko faces a heavyweight division where every single fighter is Brian London at some stage of his career.

The journeymen are older, shot Brian Londons. Wlad's fellow prospects are young Brian Londons. The contenders are luckier than average, prime Brian Londons. The champion is the luckiest Brian London of them all, who defeated a slightly less lucky, but still prime Brian London for the championship.

The Ring heavyweight top 10 looks like this:

CHAMP: Brian London
1. Brian London
2. Brian London
3. Brian London
4. Brian London
5. Brian London
6. Brian London
7. Brian London
8. Brian London
9. Brian London
10. Brian London

All of the Londons will use the same training, fighting style, and coaches that the original version did. No roided Londons will be permitted.

As Wlad continues his career, younger Brian Londons will continue to be added to the mix. The division will not run out of them.

Assuming that Wlad begins his career the same year as he did in reality, when (if at all) does he get the title, and how long would he realistically hold on to it?

 

No.

 

Good enough to beat another, less lucky version of himself? Yes, I think so.

 

Only if he's bitten by one of them.