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i was hoping your cruise liner would sink over the pacific somewhere :yep how was it mate? get some nasty sex or what?

 

Because the cruise went over the xmas period there were heaps of older people, or middle aged couples with there kids 13-17... Made it pretty hard to hook up when you go to the club on board and there is literally 13 guys fightng over one fat chick. There were a couple good ones though.

The first two nights I didn't manage to make it out. Third night i went out and hooked up with this hot blonde one, but because I was staying with my parents I couldn't take her back anywhere, so I just went home.

Next day I am walking along the beach and I spot these two hot asain chicks looking at me. That night I spot them out so I walked up and starting chatting them up. Turns out they are from Japan, and don't know much english. My tune pretty much went like this "You like Australia"... "You have good time".... Then the asian chick askd me if I had a girlfriend and I said no, and she didn't believe me. She says "You rery rery handsome man"... As soon as I heard this I knew I was in. I started kissing her on the main deck, and was groaning as I kissed her neck.


Once again I had no where to take her though, so I borrowed another guys room key and took her back down to the room. I opened the door to find my little brother in there with a couple girls. The asian chick was starting to get a little bit funny about doing it and wasn't sure, so I told them to get the f*ck out and that I would shout them a drink tomorrow. As soon as they left we started getting into it. She was a great root hey, made a bit of noise, but it was really sexy.

Went back upstairs and I saw the chick from the other night again. She had seen me with the asain chick and asked what happened. I said that she had just been feeling sick, so I had walked her to her unit. APparently she believed it, so we stayed out drinking together until 5 in the morning, and then had a sneaky one on the side of the boat in the morning.

The rest of the crusie was pretty uneventful in this regard though. Got WAY to drunk most nights to the point where I couldn't speak or talk. And i usually had a fat bird following me around wanting to hook up, despite the fact I was about 1 second away from vomitting on them. I don't think I could possibly get drunk enough to do it.

I hooked up a few times but never ended up getting more roots. I got **** blocked a few times by this blonde chick who was keen date me I think.... If i hooked up with a chick her friends would start telling them i was a player who had been hooking up heaps, and they would lose interest. Then the blonde chick would try to come home with me again which was okay, but I wan't really that keen for. I wanted to try and have as many different girls as possible not just the two.

Ended up being pretty loose, my olds paid for all of my alcohol which meant I had about $1000 bar tab all up. Pretty easy couple of weeks.

 

What an awesome night MSTR u lucky *******.

 

Stay away from my army of yellow candidates MSTR. :nono

They're a breed that you just don't know how to handle.

So rather than just discombobulate yourself and pursue your path to the yellow poon, you should take a Uie and stick to caucozoids next time. :good

 

Mate I was never really interested in asian chicks before, but it was pretty good. Would certainly be up for it again:hey

 

I know what you mean. I never really took notice until I came to Sydney when I was 18. Up until then the only Asians I'd seen were the owners of the local Chinese restaurant, and they were a little too old for my liking. :yep

 

where you from originally pecks?

 

Taree

 

Heh. I was born in Taree, but never really lived there (my dad lives there though). I grew up in a place called Harrington and then moved near Port Macquarie for a few years, and then came to Sydney.

 

The only thought that went through my head when I was reading that was 'I hope you used a condom'.

 

Funny story that one....

 

tell all!!!

 

any one on here life down past nowra

 

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