Kolyas Training routine

I seriously can't gain fat. I walk around now at like 6%. I think even completely gone to seed and out of shape I'd only be at 10 or 11%.

 

Lucky git. I have a friend like you. He says he only eats 1 cooked meal a week, all the rest is takeout food like pizza, kebabs and curry and he's still as skinny as he's always been. Mere mortals like myself have to train constantly and watch what we eat. It's just not fair. :bart

 

That looks like some pretty good weed, as far as local standards go.

 

Owned.

 

Kolya is going to have heart failure at 30.

 

Well, that would explain Kolya's lack of aggression, poor stamina and anxiety attacks. :think

Damn, I miss smoking.

 

You smoke?
Nah, you don't smoke do you.
What are you, one of those fitness freaks?
Go **** yourself.

 

What the **** is your problem mate? :huh

 

I wasn't talking about pot. I've smoked more pot in my life than most Amsterdam coffee shops sold in their existence, believe me I know all about it. I don't smoke it anymore, but I do put some weed butter in my milk every now and then. Tonight is one of those nights btw, tomorrow is my rest day.

I was talking about a **** diet and booze, it makes me feel weak and depressed.

 

I know, but most of those people don't know what it's like to be in shape and energetic. I did not know either, and back when I was drunk every day it did not bother me at all. I would not want to go back to that life anymore now that I've "seen the light".

 

Quality.

I wouldn't use bacci from a cigarette for a joint though personally.