Lamest excuses after a loss?

Toney VS Ruiz -> No contest -> "Somb'dy tampr'd my bottle of water..."

 

He said nothing other than he didn't quite feel right (and he actually credited Hopkins "movement" with having confused him). 6:35

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No, nobody from Team Pavlik said that. It was Thomas Hauser several days afterwards.

 

Clottey - "I had the runs"

 

Kessler on Ward:
Immediately after the fight: "He was the better man tonight"
And there after: "Ward's a dirty fighter"

 

LOL

 

Tarver: "I was druged before the fight"
Pacquio: "I'm scared of needles"

 

Best 1, although it was tounge in cheek was Hatton after Mayweather loss 'I slipped'...even got a laugh from Pretty Boy

 

One of the funnier ones!!

Jack Dempsey VS Tunney: "Honey I forgot to duck!!"

 

If I remember rightly, De La Hoya blamed the first loss to Mosley on eating a bad batch of oysters the day before.

 

It's sort of annoying that boxers have to justify losses as if they aren't capable of losing.

I respect a fighter who loses and handles it well way more than I ever respect a fighter who makes 30 excuses for a loss.

When tyson admitted Douglas whipped his ass, he went up 10 fold in my book.

 

Yes you do.

 

also when he said "what a ****in fluke that was"

 

He probally broke a disc on his spine. I did too and I can still fight play ball all that
Mike is crazy tho how you have an excuse after knocking somebody out lol

 

When Zab Judah lost to Baldomir I think I remember him blaming Don King for the loss for being a "shady/corrupt" character or something along those lines.

 

Lewis' is better than Clottey's.

"I preferred to lose the fight than mess up myself in front of all those people. Everyone saw that I was beating the hell out of Dalton. I was trying to hold in this stuff but in the seventh round I couldn't no more so I decided to quit. I can live with what I did,"

"I was focused and well prepared for the fight. I was beating him at will. He knows it too. But then this thing came on. I was still beating him but had to concentrate or else I would have messed myself."

"I'm disappointed and I guess that my fans are disappointed also but unless you were in my situation you wouldn't know what I went through."