Larry: "You see...my point is...this man...cannot..." Max: "Oh get a move on Larry, you old drunk." Larry: "You young...punk! I'll...kick...your ass!" Lampley: "My goodness, Larry Merchant is attacking Max Kellerman! As if to say...*****! I will OWN you!"
If Larry was attacking Max Kellerman, I would hold Kellerman, so Larry could bitchslap him, and ask him "Who's your daddy? (SLAP!!!) about 20 or 30 times, then I would put his skinny ass in a full nelson, and Larry and I would walk him to the men's room, where I would give him a nice refreshing drink of water, after Larry relieved himself, in stall number 3.
Doubtful, if there was any chance of Max winning, random passerbys would jump in and turn the tide for Larry. I know I would.
Larry Merchant is the man. I would bump my Larry Merchant Appreciation Thread from ages ago but the search engine has been disabled and google doesn't like me.