Lennox Lewis: The Luckiest man ever to have lived?

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  1. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.

    Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.

    Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?

    Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.

    Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a ***!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.

    Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think

    Discuss.
     
  2. Brickhaus

    Brickhaus Packs the house Full Member

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    Lewis holds a win over Bowe :huh

    Bowe ducked, but they certainly never fought each other in a pro bout.

    Good thing Lewis never lost to journeyman level fighters :tired
     
  3. Stewbear

    Stewbear Active Member Full Member

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    Lol well considering how McCall dropped him with a punch eyes closed,
    and that the three leading american heavies ducked him for half a decade.
    Lennox had it all against him his whole career! but in retrospect this just increases his standing.
     
  4. Napoleon

    Napoleon Smokin' Full Member

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    You know I was just about to make the same exact thread.
     
  5. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    I'm not surprised.

    Even if Lewis did not box, he would be worth Millions.

    He would no doubt win the lottery at least 10 times in a row.
     
  6. Stinky gloves

    Stinky gloves Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Yet another thread which potentially will reach 100 pages in 2 weeks :good
     
  7. GazOC

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  8. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    Lewis up his old tricks again :-(
     
  9. Vanboxingfan

    Vanboxingfan Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Well the jury's still out on that. Lefthand31's going to explain some mystical injury Bowe had, or why he undertrained for the fight, and Zak's going to say why a gold metal doesn't mean much. And of course someone else is going to say Lewis bribed the ref.

    Cause we all know he had too much of a glass chin to have won and that Bowe didn't train properly for the fight.
     
  10. ChrisPontius

    ChrisPontius March 8th, 1971 Full Member

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    How can he have been that lucky when he never started post fight interviews by thanking God, like Holyfield did after his ass got beat and the 3rd round KO didn't happen?
     
  11. AJAX

    AJAX war sonnen! Full Member

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    you are a troll Jazzo
     
  12. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    He certainly goes down in the record books as beating the Christian God, but Lewis ever plotting, got him when he was passed his Prime.

    Let's be honest - what has Holyfield's God done lately? In his Prime he would have struck Lewis down in the 3rd with a thunderbolt!
     
  13. Shamrock

    Shamrock Active Member Full Member

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    Yup, he was clearly one lucky SOAB. He beat guys past their prime, got lucky with cuts, and only got flattened twice by c-rated suckers, was lucky to have dodged the rest and to have stayed out of the ring as long as possible while trying to force little washed-up ****ers to fight him thru the courts. No wonder the chump stayed outta my top-ten. :hi:
     
  14. ChrisPontius

    ChrisPontius March 8th, 1971 Full Member

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    I'd say he beat a pretty fresh version of the Christian God, i mean God did close that huge hole in Holyfield's heart only two years before that.
     
  15. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    If you do not think that my post is sensible then at least try to see the funny side.

    I wonder if I would have been branded a "Troll" if Klitschko was not mentioned :roll: